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2004-11-09 11:35:52 ET this is some parts of the conversation my mom and i had on the phone last night (the rest of the cat farted) legend- ...............= skip ahead skip ahead blah blah blah mom: the cat farted and i had to let it out me laughin my ass off: what? mom: what? like you dont fart? laughing my ass off still mom: theyll xplode if they dont... gotta let it out somehow, fart er a burp me still laughing: hold on a second...(type type type) mom: who ya talkin to? me: no one. im posting what you just said on my site. mom: you gotta gimmie the address. me: no i dont mom: is the family ganna see it me: no way. im not telling them about this site. mom: then whos gana see it. me: people in the communitty mom: i thought you said the family wont see it me: no its a web communitty mom: oh .................................... mom: now i can turn the fan off. the cats outa the trailor Im laughin my ass off mom: cant find the scraper upper (first time i heard her call it that) we re both laughing the entire time we re talking mom: dont know where it is me: oh god dont do it! mom: what? me: your ganna use uh, ayuh, uh, damn. a spachula, i know you are! mom: well i cant find the pooper scooper me: you mean the scraper upper both up. mom: yeah ha ha ha!! me: you better hide that spachula, so ya dont cook with it, ah hell you never cook anyway mom: yeah i do, specailly with with that spachula... i mean more since i put it in the litter box laugh laugh laugh me: Oh God. ......................................... mom: where you at man? you sound like your in a tunnel ......................... mom: had ta chase a white cat out... (fast>hesmean <<<<<<by this time she sounds stoned as and so do i>>>>>>>>>>> mom: GET!.... es tryin ta get ta er food. what are ya doin? me laughin: writing this down mom: you bettr gimmie your address .......................................... me: i cant get this computer to work. Damn it. mom: your the expert me: no im not mom: yes you are me: i never said that mom: yes you did me: quit lieing. your not a good liar mom: well what are you? me: an expert ......................................... mom: YOU BETTR GET OUTA MY HOUSE! catsmean.. me: oh my god.. ......................................... me: I ve been on this computer all day mom: ya dint go ta school? me: no, <sarcasm) who the hell do i live with<BR> both laugh mom: well I watched charmed me:...ha ......................................... me: aaahhh i cant get ta my site mom: wadjya ferget.. ya ferget tha password again me: i keep forgeting this computer sux ass ............................................. mom: somthin just jumped at me me: what? mom: somthin jumped at me me: what mom: its in the light me laughing mom: whatevr it is jumped out at me again me: what? mom: a bug me: no. say it again mom: illsayit ina litlewhile me: you wont remember it in a little while mom laughing me: say it again mom: somthinjumpt a(t) me laughing my ass off ............................................. mom: wadjya hafur dinnr? me: what? mom:.... wadjya haf fur dinner? me laughing: chicken nuggets from work and then i came home and had tacos mom: blowon tha fonefurme me laughing: say that again mom: blowon tha fonefurme... smell yer food im still laughing me: say it again.. mom laughing: shut up |
