Welcome home. You're SO Jersey. You know Wildwood and Seaside are the most disgusting places on earth, and only good for drunken after prom vacations, you know there's always a "short-cut" to someplace. Isn't Jersey great? I mean, where else can you go 80 MPH and STILL be the slowest car on the road?
Bio you're such an asshole...no matter how many times you go on a thread and randomly post "PWNED" i still laugh every fucking time and i don't know why. i hate you and we'll have to meet at batcave or Q's soon so i can molest you.
Okay.
Well, I'm going to bed now.
BUUTT.
Let's make some sort of plans.
I'm the kind of bastard who demands rides home (or at least into the city).
So if you're staying in Jersey.
PAH I SAY.
But if you're driving back that night.
NO PAH. You take me back home through the city 'cause I have OUTRAGEOUS DEMANDS.
Bea knows of my demands. She's lived through them.
She's said that driving me home is the best thing that ever happened to her.
5!#^!