die cyber ananas 2003-02-27 10:28:53 ET Car is in working order again. So, now all I have to worry about is to go get those damn nudes taken ov me. Big bruise on leg from tripping and landing on bed frame. Big bruise look bad in nude photo. Nude photo destroy you all.

Insomnia 2003-02-27 10:37:18 ET Um. .. if you need any practice you can come over here and let us take nude pics of you. Bruises are HOT.

Furax 2003-02-27 10:37:39 ET hooray for nudity!!!

cyberbunny 2003-02-27 10:38:51 ET nude photos?

die cyber ananas 2003-02-27 10:40:44 ET HAhhah..yup..for this Playboy Channel bullshit I'm doing. It's not because I'm hot..it's because I'm Goth. Nothing big..just my boobs on the Playboy Channel. Not like my friends haven't all seen them already.

cyberbunny 2003-02-27 10:49:13 ET uhhhhh...give links when photos done :D

Furax 2003-02-27 10:51:52 ET ;-P

automata 2003-02-27 10:55:18 ET nude O.O

die cyber ananas 2003-02-27 10:58:49 ET These are just trial photos. If you want hardc0re pr0n ov me ask Insomnia.

Insomnia 2003-02-27 10:59:21 ET !! hellfuckingyeah.

Furax 2003-02-27 11:06:48 ET and Insomnia complains that she gets no action?!

bio 2003-02-27 11:09:21 ET Ms. Ananas, I kindly request exposure to your breasts. And now that you have a car, I expect chauffering to occur.

die cyber ananas 2003-02-27 11:14:07 ET Bring your Fictional records to play in my car :)

bio 2003-02-27 11:23:46 ET I will bring all five.

die cyber ananas 2003-02-27 11:30:55 ET We can turn it into a Mini Love Den. Because nothing compares to YOUR Fictional Love Den.

bio 2003-02-27 11:34:09 ET Fictional Love Den: Where supple young boys and ether soaked rags converge.

=AcceleratedState= 2003-02-27 14:03:42 ET a nakie pineapple....that's right up there with sock puppet pOrn!;p

Total Eclipse 2003-02-27 17:21:07 ET Pineapple nudity! There's got to be a law against that ;)

Xanithe 2003-03-03 06:12:49 ET You haaaaaaaaaaave to send some of those to meeeeee! You can have my soul, kay?

Total Eclipse 2003-03-03 06:55:08 ET Sorry Matt, I happen to know Satan personally, and he says you already traded your soul when you were 6 for a gumball machine.

Xanithe 2003-03-03 08:29:13 ET I actually sold it to a friend a few months ago for a nickel. But hey, I'll just go beat the living crap out of him, and take it back :)

die cyber ananas 2003-03-03 20:38:32 ET The only way that someone is seeing my pineapple boobies is: 1- If you find them online. 2-You saw me changing out ov my clothes somewhere. 3- Are sleeping with me. 3- Are a well known fetish photographer. Or if I get drunk and rowdy which never happens.

Furax 2003-03-03 20:39:26 ET my boobies are online

Insomnia 2003-03-03 20:45:41 ET Yeah I've seen you drunk but never rowdy. Mine are online too, but they're only one pic of many that flash in a banner, so no one knows. heh. Speaking of pineapples, some pineapples found me at work today. Oh no. It's all over.

die cyber ananas 2003-03-03 20:47:28 ET I had nothing to do w/it. I am the Doom Apple [title irrelevant to context as usual].

Insomnia 2003-03-03 20:48:16 ET No you didn't babe, they just found me - it was Anna and some other guy I don't know.

die cyber ananas 2003-03-03 20:49:44 ET My brethen frequent internet cafes. Interesting.

Insomnia 2003-03-03 21:04:09 ET Well now they do! They gotta... they're all online a lot, aren't they?

Total Eclipse 2003-03-03 23:44:02 ET There are more where die cyber ananas came from?? *ghast!*

Xanithe 2003-03-04 05:48:52 ET hmm.. guess I'll have to start sleeping with you now won't I?

die cyber ananas 2003-03-04 05:52:00 ET I'm not currently taking applications :P

Xanithe 2003-03-04 05:54:06 ET thats fine, my resume is highly lacking in the sleeping with pineapple department. Then again, it's highly lacking in pretty much sleeping with anyone department. At least I'm disease free!

die cyber ananas 2003-03-04 05:57:24 ET I have every STD in the book.

Xanithe 2003-03-04 06:00:09 ET well, I'd be willing to sacrifice my well being.

die cyber ananas 2003-03-04 06:02:48 ET Itchy genitals are no fun. ::scratch, scratch::

Xanithe 2003-03-04 06:05:22 ET Neither is being this lonely. I don't think it could be good for someone.

die cyber ananas 2003-03-04 06:06:32 ET True you're never lonely with a crab colony down South. I'm sure Biomechanic can help out :D

Xanithe 2003-03-04 06:08:21 ET although Bio is incredibly cute, yes. I'm not in the mood for men at the moment. However, if you catch me a few months from now when I'm even more desperate, perhaps I will be. then again, that would be statutory rape, wouldn't it? Uh oh.

die cyber ananas 2003-03-04 06:09:54 ET Let's not get technical here.:P

Xanithe 2003-03-04 06:11:58 ET Ok fine, so Bio isn't incredibly cute. I was just saying that to make him feel better.. uhmm or was he not feeling bad? Ah well, thats what you get from trying to have a conversation with me while I'm in class.

die cyber ananas 2003-03-04 06:13:47 ET I hit on Bio all the time. Everybody gets a turn.

Insomnia 2003-03-04 09:36:21 ET I don't hit on Bio, my bed is 21+. But I highly reccommend Bio-hitting-on to anyone else younger than me. He is currently smitten though, and will not answer you back.

automata 2003-03-04 09:42:24 ET aw, somebody's gettin the biolove

cyberbunny 2003-03-04 09:51:37 ET o0h can i hit on bio too? :D

Total Eclipse 2003-03-04 11:42:42 ET Noa loves the kiddie pr0n. ;)

cyberbunny 2003-03-05 00:22:39 ET shut up he's not THAT young

automata 2003-03-05 06:44:01 ET he's still a youngin, give him a lollipop and a catholic school boy's uniform and he'd be ready for the prison yard

Total Eclipse 2003-03-05 06:44:08 ET LOL... :))) We're not talking about bio anymore me finks. ;)

automata 2003-03-05 06:47:45 ET you're emoticon has a double chin TE

Total Eclipse 2003-03-05 07:12:12 ET >:O)) *I'm not fat I'm big boned!*

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