Nog!
2003-03-03 23:12:08 ET

I stole this off someone on my Live Journal Friends List. Fill it out and AMUSE ME!
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[x] I ____ the pineapple.

[x] The Pineapple is ____.

[x] If I were alone in a room with the pineapple, I would _______.

[x] I think the pineapple should _____.

[x] The Pineapple needs ______.

[x] The Pineapple will never ______.

[x] I want to _________ the pineapple.


2003-03-03 23:29:29 ET

[x] I smell the pineapple.

[x] The Pineapple is pineapplicious.

[x] If I were alone in a room with the pineapple, I would eat it.

[x] I think the pineapple should not be so scratchy.

[x] The Pineapple needs more exposure.

[x] The Pineapple will never be a pumpkin.

[x] I want to chop up the pineapple.

2003-03-03 23:49:20 ET

fill in 'love' in all ov em'.

2003-03-03 23:52:28 ET

The pineapple is love?

I agree.

2003-03-03 23:52:54 ET

[x] I <3 the pineapple.

[x] The Pineapple is drunk

[x] If I were alone in a room with the pineapple, I would rape it.

[x] I think the pineapple should be more of a friend.

[x] The Pineapple needs less drugs.

[x] The Pineapple will never be not-a-pineapple.

[x] I want to strip the pineapple.

2003-03-03 23:53:04 ET

<3 ananas !

2003-03-04 02:12:47 ET

[x] I lick the pineapple.

[x] The Pineapple is god.

[x] If I were alone in a room with the pineapple, I would fuck it.

[x] I think the pineapple should strip.

[x] The Pineapple needs a thong.

[x] The Pineapple will never submit.

[x] I want to surve the pineapple.

2003-03-04 02:44:06 ET

no more. killing me. slowly
pain

2003-03-04 03:03:15 ET

David...

this has nothing to do with pineapples.

2003-03-04 03:20:50 ET

...?

2003-03-04 03:41:09 ET

Those South Jersey kids are a nightmare!

2003-03-04 03:46:34 ET

Feh. Southies.

2003-03-04 08:03:11 ET

pfft, central yo. south is the boondocks and pinies
i still wear shoes thank you ;)

2003-03-04 08:23:31 ET

Anything South ov Woodbridge is SOUTH JERSEY

Central Jersey is a myth. An Urban Legend. An imaginary realm.

2003-03-04 10:06:52 ET

wow, you have become obsessed with the ananas! :P

2003-03-04 10:11:38 ET

I can't help myself, it's so tasty.

Fun fact: Eating pineapple will make your boy juice taste better. Same for girls.

2003-03-04 10:17:51 ET

heh heh, who cares .. i dont have to taste it :x

2003-03-04 10:19:20 ET

True that, but wouldn't you want the bitches..I mean ladies crawling back for more?

(As if that didn't happen already and all)

2003-03-04 10:20:09 ET

buhahaha, silly, silly ananas :P

2003-03-04 10:21:57 ET

That is disgusting.

2003-03-04 10:30:41 ET

Don't see how.

2003-03-04 12:07:52 ET

*slurp!* I admit it. I used to sip the canned pineapple juice. It's so sweeet!!

(now doesn't that sound horribly preverse when put in context?)

2003-03-04 13:53:36 ET

>Fun fact: Eating pineapple will make your boy juice taste better. Same for girls.

Man, I'd be fucking turned off if a girl had boy juice.

[x] I am the pineapple.
[x] The Pineapple is delicious.
[x] If I were alone in a room with the pineapple, I would feel awkward.
[x] I think the pineapple should buy me dinner.
[x] The Pineapple needs to wise up.
[x] The Pineapple will never be sober.
[x] I want to dice and can the pineapple.

2003-03-04 13:58:04 ET

[x] I elved the pineapple.

[x] The Pineapple is elf.

[x] If I were alone in a room with the pineapple, I would elf it.

[x] I think the pineapple should elf me.

[x] The Pineapple needs elf.

[x] The Pineapple will never elf.

[x] I want to elf the pineapple.

2003-03-04 14:00:12 ET

buhahaha, bio = classic .. you are classic bio.

2003-03-04 14:52:32 ET

dc's sounds like a grammar exercise.

2003-03-04 15:14:23 ET

CLASSIC (aka biomechanic)

SYLLABICATION: clas·sic

ADJECTIVE: 1. Belonging to the highest rank or class. 2. Serving as the established model or standard. 3. Having lasting significance or worth; enduring.

2003-03-04 15:17:32 ET

Bio-Mechanic: Since 1898.


Main Entry: statutory rape
Function: noun
Date: 1898
: sexual intercourse with a person who is below the statutory age of consent

2003-03-04 17:44:16 ET

no more pineapple! *slaps*
;P
heh

2003-03-06 21:07:22 ET

I'd say you are pretty damn consenting, Bio.

Fill out PREVERTED Pineapple Surveys and all.

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