>Fun fact: Eating pineapple will make your boy juice taste better. Same for girls.
Man, I'd be fucking turned off if a girl had boy juice.
[x] I am the pineapple.
[x] The Pineapple is delicious.
[x] If I were alone in a room with the pineapple, I would feel awkward.
[x] I think the pineapple should buy me dinner.
[x] The Pineapple needs to wise up.
[x] The Pineapple will never be sober.
[x] I want to dice and can the pineapple.