Erica the Hutt

die cyber ananas 2003-03-11 09:59:19 ET I just saw someone that my ex MIGHT HAVE Been cheating on me with on a "gaffik" porn site. *vomiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit* I feel so good about my body , and so disappointed in his taste. Girl must be under 5 foot about 130 I'd say. If you want a link..I will provide one. But dear God..she should give EVERYONE a self esteem boost. John sez(2:51:35 PM): Her legs are like horse legs. John sez (2:52:48 PM): I sure as hell woudln't sign up to see n00dz of her. John sez (2:53:10 PM): I'd sign up to see her put more clothes ON. </cattiness> Not that I don't miss him, I'm just questioning his taste :D Moving on..I want to see that movie about that guy w/the rats. In case you didn't know..I am that creepy guy w/the rats. Chances are if you come over, I will make my rats crawl on you :) And last but not least I cringe @ my reproductive system. I want a coq. No ovaries=no pain.

PunkRock girl 2003-03-11 10:05:40 ET yeah, but think of all the obnoxiousness of early menopause..for you and the people around you.. plus a scar from the surgery...

die cyber ananas 2003-03-11 10:07:00 ET I just curse genetics. Always wanted to be male. A male in girl's clothes :P

PunkRock girl 2003-03-11 10:16:19 ET in general guys do get the easier life... -they're normally taller, therefore can reach more things -they don't bleed/cramp/have to shove cotton in their privates for one week a month -they get the comforable shoes -they get congratulated when they "score" and a chick gets shunned.. -they can take take off their shirts when it gets hot -they can pee standing up (w/o it running down their leg) -they can wear pants to black tie events -they don't have to shove a watermelon through a hole the size of an orange the only downfall is people can really see when you're horny

MechanicalFury 2003-03-11 10:17:02 ET That sure sucks... I dont like rats.

die cyber ananas 2003-03-11 10:23:44 ET Shiiiiiiiieyyyyyyyyat..I know all about not being to able reach things. And I will accomplish peeing standing up one day :)

MechanicalFury 2003-03-11 10:43:31 ET I'm sure you could do it.. its not hard just dont wet your panties.

die cyber ananas 2003-03-11 10:43:57 ET Pee in a sports drink bottle :)

MechanicalFury 2003-03-11 10:44:46 ET Yeah and give it to one of the high school football players in your local area.

Furax 2003-03-11 10:52:32 ET i used to have a bunch of mice...i'm not really a rat man

PunkRock girl 2003-03-11 10:57:04 ET i tried once.. i was drunk, and it was just a mess

bio 2003-03-11 10:57:31 ET Yeah, you want the c0q, don't you. :P <3 short gals <3. No love to menstruation.

MechanicalFury 2003-03-11 10:58:48 ET Oh please if you're drunk just piss in your pants whats the difference you have the perfect excuse right there.

glossie 2003-03-11 11:22:49 ET ditto on the cringing at my reproductive system. no doubt.

cj core 2003-03-11 11:35:56 ET i despise the red massacre. thank god its over today for me </too much information>

deathcondition 2003-03-11 11:43:16 ET hahaha, your silly as fuck today ananas! ::giggles like a bitch::

MechanicalFury 2003-03-11 11:44:49 ET Anyone else pissed on themselves while being drunk?

die cyber ananas 2003-03-11 11:45:40 ET Ask the people taking advantage ov me :P

MechanicalFury 2003-03-11 11:47:25 ET Hmmm... thats fucked up unless you were cool with it.

rustload 2003-03-11 11:47:40 ET down with uterus. mother russia invaded last week. casualties: 2 pair panties. wait, is 130 on a 5' frame fat or thin? my mind cannot even comprehend a five foot tall person and how much they should weigh. if i were 130 i would be a beanpole though. HMMM

die cyber ananas 2003-03-11 11:48:07 ET Dood..I'm the village bicycle. Drunk/sober/skiing..like it ever makes a difference :)

die cyber ananas 2003-03-11 11:53:11 ET Rust RYN:I'd say 4'11 and 130 isn't stick thin in my honest opinion. I'm not stick thin either, but I wouldn't trade ME in for her :D <3 Russians..I'm all about them now. Especially, since Polina told Len she wants to hit some pineapple.

rustload 2003-03-11 11:57:08 ET whoa whoa whoa we're going under five feet now ?!?!! rust isn't ready for such small folk. i agree 130 would probably be pretty rotund. russian soldiers are sooo much hotter than germans. all the rivet chicks should be after russians. their uniforms are cooler too.

die cyber ananas 2003-03-11 12:00:24 ET If I were a stereotypical rivetchick, I suppose I'd go for uniformed mens. (It kinda does nothing for me ) I'd rather see the womynz in them. I like my mens "pussy". Yes 4'11 130 <Bea tall und skinny *griiiin*

bio 2003-03-11 12:03:45 ET Platforms and big hair = big trick.

die cyber ananas 2003-03-11 12:05:31 ET Yea Bio, you do a pretty good job fooling me :)

MechanicalFury 2003-03-11 12:05:37 ET village bicycle... have you ever been stolen?

bio 2003-03-11 12:06:09 ET These aren't my real legs, either.

die cyber ananas 2003-03-11 12:06:28 ET Ask around the Jersey industrial scene. Depends who slipped me the roofie that day.

bio 2003-03-11 12:14:11 ET Roofie colada.

MechanicalFury 2003-03-11 12:33:38 ET I got to get out of Florida ... I heard the indsutrial scenes up north are much better. Theidea of a industrial scene in FL is fuckin goths.

die cyber ananas 2003-03-11 13:44:01 ET The Florida scene is lamer than pseudo trash pr0n internet "models" nad Biomechanic.

Insomnia 2003-03-11 13:45:34 ET

bio 2003-03-11 13:45:43 ET I love nad biomechanic. Eur? Aaaa. What an SK.net meet that was. `Take it off!`

die cyber ananas 2003-03-11 13:47:48 ET I must've missed that Sk meet :(

MechanicalFury 2003-03-11 14:06:10 ET Yeah well... I feel even worse about it. I promise though its not my fault. I want to go to New York.

Insomnia 2003-03-11 14:13:35 ET That was the first nyc sk.net meet - when the nyc sk.net contingent was only me, Bio, and silicone.

MechanicalFury 2003-03-11 14:17:33 ET Yeah I'm stuck in Florida and I'm almost left with no choice but to wait for good industrial artists to come down here instead of going to their lame events ruled by goths I dont really have anything against goths because I dont hate someone or dislike someone because they have a different lifestyle but to have people in Florida think Goths as the first time when they hear the words Industrial Music. Its fucking annoying... however I do find Neo-hippies and candy kids annoying as fuck.

bio 2003-03-11 14:20:57 ET Really, Insomnia, that's crazy oldschool. No Raine or Storm or Chris(s) or anyone? Yikes. Hey, Mech, it could get worse. In New York people think Industrial music is trance with distorted vocals. Although, I <3 Lycia.

Insomnia 2003-03-11 14:22:47 ET Wait no Raine was on here then. She was before me - she just didn't come to the meet. Storm/dc weren't on yet.

cj core 2003-03-11 14:23:10 ET here is the obligatory c0q for ms. bea's thread :

bio 2003-03-11 14:23:31 ET Yeah. You'd only join when Raine told you to... not when I did. Oi. You love the c0q, ms. core.

Insomnia 2003-03-11 14:24:21 ET Yeah cause the only way I could find out what she was up to was by reading her journals. I don't recall you trying to get me to join. My c0q post was better.

cj core 2003-03-11 14:24:59 ET who wouldn't? .. i mean look at it, if i stare at it long enough, i swear it winks at me.

MechanicalFury 2003-03-11 14:27:34 ET Oh thats bad! Trance with distorted vocals?? Thats horrible.

maschinengel 2003-03-11 15:21:28 ET Man, why do guys always do that. They always go for the lame girls after they break up with the cool ones.

Insomnia 2003-03-11 15:26:02 ET fuckers.

bio 2003-03-11 15:30:58 ET Oui, trance avec distorted vocals. What's next? Trance avec distorted guitars?! Those bastards. <3Notbeingajerk<3.

MechanicalFury 2003-03-11 15:34:49 ET With techno drums! Oh yeah! I had one kid say it sounds like Retro... I wanted to kick him.

bio 2003-03-11 15:37:20 ET It's all good. I love my distorted house music, anyways.

die cyber ananas 2003-03-11 15:47:53 ET He didn't dump me for her. He dumped her for me...but..I had a feeling he didn't fully dump her. Oh well. Damn femme bois. I want c0q in every thread. I <3 poultry. It turns me on.

MechanicalFury 2003-03-11 15:50:35 ET *pukes on house music*

Furax 2003-03-11 15:54:47 ET i'm oldsk00l to sk.net too... ...not that it really matters...

MechanicalFury 2003-03-11 15:56:52 ET I'm not... I've been here since Oct I think

Furax 2003-03-11 15:57:53 ET i'm pretty sure i was the 13th person to sign on...

die cyber ananas 2003-03-11 15:59:08 ET Aren't you all special? GEEKS November ov 2002, I believe. Not like it matters. I want more c0q.Stick to the matter at hand.

bio 2003-03-11 15:59:29 ET You are a god damn fiend of c0q. ::hides innocence::

die cyber ananas 2003-03-11 16:00:25 ET Don't tell me... ..show me. Wintertower and I were fighting about you the other day. He saw you first, so I lose.

MechanicalFury 2003-03-11 16:02:38 ET Heheheh I'm going to play Quake 3 with my co workers.. PEACE! I wish I had the music though Front Line Assembly r0qs my world.

die cyber ananas 2003-03-11 16:03:25 ET Bill Leeb loves my c0q.

bio 2003-03-11 16:10:52 ET Man, if I had to pick between you and Towermute. I'd probably pick Towermute. Then Wintertower and you at the same time. And then you, I guess.

die cyber ananas 2003-03-11 16:12:36 ET Holy TALL PEOPLE Batman, So basketball player/lawn jockey kinkc0re.

Insomnia 2003-03-11 16:13:52 ET It's so much better to be w/someone when you don't get a backache doing it. And when you can look each other in the eyes -

cj core 2003-03-11 16:13:58 ET hahah the lawn jockey!!!!

die cyber ananas 2003-03-11 16:14:44 ET Yea all hail 5'4 femme bois.

bio 2003-03-11 16:18:12 ET My poor back. Oi.

cj core 2003-03-11 16:20:59 ET i swear here and now that one day i will come out, and i shall bring a stepstool.

cj core 2003-03-11 17:01:26 ET speaking of big and little.. c0qs come in many sizes as well ;)

bio 2003-03-11 17:02:45 ET Three c0qs is a lot to handle.

cj core 2003-03-11 17:05:38 ET i've heard you can handle it ;)

bio 2003-03-11 17:15:42 ET :0

rustload 2003-03-11 17:19:50 ET omfg@ittybittyc0qs. carry on.

die cyber ananas 2003-03-11 17:26:44 ET I'd love to fall asleep w/some c0q today. But all I have is this soft, neon 7 foot snake. I wonder if they make stuffed c0q.

MechanicalFury 2003-03-11 20:06:01 ET Yeah of course they do... and by the way Bill Leeb loves me.

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