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Catching up w/the 6' + people
2003-05-20 09:33:43 ET

http://www.attis.nu/playboy/etc04.html

Hahhahhah...that's from when I was doing das shoot w/John Santorineross.

Look at the picture.

Look at it closesly.

LOOK HOW FUCKING TALL I LOOK.

*swoon*

2003-05-20 09:35:36 ET

yay for big platforms

2003-05-20 09:39:45 ET

You are huge!!! Wow...that camera must have added at lest....10 inches!!! :::ducks:::

2003-05-20 09:39:56 ET

^&^%%^%%*^%*%O%%&*%#%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


They
Are
*NOT*
platforms.


Riiiiiiiiight?

No Len..it's a growth spurt from all that protein.

2003-05-20 09:41:46 ET

hahahahah :::blushes::::

2003-05-20 12:01:36 ET

haha Bea...you dont look tall...you can TELL youre a wee one!
because almost everyone next to you is taller and they dont need big shoes
>:X
being lil is GREAT its more cozy when you curl up into someone...instead of having mad arms and legs everywhere!

2003-05-20 12:03:05 ET

oh shit Bea i just got that last line that you said to Len
AAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAHAAAHAHAHHA!!!!!

2003-05-20 12:04:12 ET

oh wait...PS that gets me wondering how Lenny got so tall...

2003-05-20 12:10:08 ET

Those male room mates sure DO help in weird ways, don't they?

Shortness sucks.

I have to climb on furniture to look my boyfriend in the eye.

2003-05-20 12:16:00 ET

Furniture? i think you have to climb HIM to look him in the eye
poor Pen0rd
Shortness is great...as long as you can kick the asses of those 10x taller haha

2003-05-20 12:21:06 ET

Tall people can be tipped over easily as well.

Furniture doesn't have bones , thus is easier to climb. I have it all figured out.

2003-05-20 12:25:30 ET

*biggie sizes bea for an extra 40 cents*

2003-05-20 12:38:50 ET

yea you do enough climbing on his bones anyhoo..im sure >:D

Tall people can be hot of course!
haha Biggie sized Bea <snickers>

2003-05-20 12:53:55 ET

It's great getting pictures that make you look the way you WISH you did.

But you're still not fooling anyone. You're still the underpants gnome.

::continues re-building lower manhattan with the help of Insomnia. lol::

2003-05-20 12:56:50 ET

I resent that Storm.

I never did THAT on South Park.

I did make a guest appearance on the SARS episode though.

Which wasn't about short people.

2003-05-20 13:00:37 ET

"weee won't stop till we have underpannnnnnnnts"
doo-do-dooo....

No more lies.

2003-05-20 13:01:44 ET

That was Damian.

2003-05-20 13:03:03 ET

It might have been DP too... hard to say.

lol

2003-05-20 13:04:28 ET

Perhaps, it was with his thieving style.

But I'm known for my peaceful ways. And warm blankets.

2003-05-20 14:03:08 ET

We are stroooonnng; no one can tell us we're wrrooong; searchin' out hearts for so loo-oonngg; both of us knoowwwinnng Love is a battleeffieeld.



Yeah, anyways.
All short people should always carry around milk cartons or something for photo ops.

2003-05-20 14:14:50 ET

:danceoff with bio:

2003-05-20 14:14:58 ET

>:O!!!

2003-05-20 14:17:34 ET

:high-five's Bio::

genetically inferior fucking minion slags all.

lol

2003-05-20 14:20:39 ET

What about the Big Dumb Ogre Syndrome?

The biggest dinosaurs had the smallest brains :)

Braaaaaaaaaaaaains.

2003-05-20 14:21:18 ET

I love the 6' and over club. I'm a lifelong member.

2003-05-20 14:27:02 ET

BAH!
its all about being a diesel roughneck y0
PS more like...its all about being Brawny and comely!

2003-05-20 14:35:21 ET

I especially love the 6' and over, 160+ IQ, roughneck squad.


lol...


I also love arguments that go "I'm better.." "No ME!" hahaha... those rock as well.

2003-05-20 14:39:26 ET

actually...my ex gf who is 6''+ is right here..she looks great.
its OK claws can be retracted now

2003-05-20 14:42:02 ET

If you retract claws, my favorite Big Dumb Commie Hating Ogre will be upset.

w0rd on the street is that he likes it rought.

Christ....everything I post..I relate to Bio.

2003-05-20 14:42:08 ET

i miss being in that club by less then 2 inches...

though i have many other credentials which most do not! ;-P

suckas

2003-05-20 14:42:43 ET

I miss Lenny by 18".

I win.

2003-05-20 14:45:01 ET

oh MEOW im going to prance off and groom my fur and jam my head farther up my behind because my shit NEVER stinks!

I clip my nails to the skin...so that dirt and germs dont sneak in!

2003-05-20 14:46:21 ET

We can continue making this a Biomechanic trashing post now.

As always :)

2003-05-20 14:47:23 ET

bio wishes he was as old as the rest of us

2003-05-20 14:48:09 ET

I can't wait 'til I'm employing you guys.

2003-05-20 14:51:10 ET

I don't plan to work in NYC.

Unless.....

Aside from child labor mogul you're also a kid-toucher film maker.

Then we can get in the video business together.

My friends can violate your (underage) friends.

Then we can weave some rugs.

2003-05-20 14:55:46 ET

Weave me a rug! o0o0o0ooo!!
I want a nice green rug for my nice Jungle looking house haha
but i want a cute little Rice Farmer to weave it just for me :D
So start harvesting them kids!

ooooohh me so vaunty i tell you

2003-05-20 14:56:58 ET

I farm pineapples.

And touch underage Jewboys. :)

Named Dan.

2003-05-20 14:57:17 ET

Excuse my evil corporation is multinational. We'll have officers wherever we damn well please.


Underage friends? I have those? Oh yeah. :P
Kidtouching on tape! Hmmm.
I think Storm has some lame pictures. But otherwise, damn.
That's obviously something that need exploration.
I suppose.
fucekrA%^!#^!



Post-Script: The last comment speaks the truth.

2003-05-20 15:12:14 ET

Agreed... on all counts.
I tend to say fucekrA%^!#^! a lot as well..
especially at the workplace.

2003-05-20 15:22:10 ET

I want the kidtouching pictures.
For blackmail purposes.
Gotta learn how to blackmail if I want to play Washington right.



Sometimes when I'm frustrated I've been known to say, "Stream of profanities."
Party at Stormoffice.

2003-05-21 00:00:28 ET

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