Top Ten reasons why beer is better than religion
2004-03-04 19:30:23 ET

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help.

and i swear this is the last post for today.....maybe =p

2004-03-04 19:31:15 ET

ok...number 10 that works unless you are german, irish, or scottish...they may just kill you for not drinking beer...well ok mostly the germans.

2004-03-04 19:32:48 ET top 9 1/2

2004-03-04 19:34:15 ET

hehe i'd say that's pretty accurate then :)

2004-03-04 19:37:52 ET

They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves

peer pressure :)

2004-03-04 19:39:15 ET

s**t.....down to 8......any other potshots (:*

2004-03-04 19:40:00 ET

oooh yeah i didn't even think of that...hmmm

2004-03-04 19:42:48 ET

number 6.....only if it's Zima......down to 7 commadments....

2004-03-04 19:44:08 ET

*giggles* well it's the main thought that counts *nodnod*

2004-03-04 19:46:56 ET

i know....but now it's almost become a game to discredit these......hmmmmmm....number doesnt actually say how, but trust me, it says when and where

down to 6....

2004-03-04 19:52:04 ET

Hmmm i think for the rest gotta get pretty creative to discredit them, my creativity was spent making my new avatar so i'm all out hah

2004-03-04 19:52:41 ET

4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

no...but I bet it'd knock you on your ass if you did hehe

2004-03-04 19:55:32 ET

number 8....ever go to Scotland and asked a clan to agree on ONE beer to drink......down to 4

ps....where the hell are all of you peoples getting the South Park Avatars...I WANT ONE!!!!! okay...better now

2004-03-04 19:59:05 ET

2004-03-06 07:29:18 ET

AMEN! *Takes another swig and staggers off*

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