time for an update to my life story
2005-02-17 12:38:00 ET

(x) been drunk (uuuhhhh....irish? le' duh?)
(x) smoked pot
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(X) kissed a member of the same sex
(_) crashed a friend's car
(x) been to Japan
(x) ridden in a taxi
(x) had anal sex
(x) been in love
(x) had sex
(x) had sex in public
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
(x) been fired (GOD BLESS THE MILITARY!)
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) had a threesome
(x) snuck out of my parent's house
(x) been tied up (sexually)
(x) been caught masturbating
(x) pissed on myself
(x) had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
(x) stole something from my job (do my uniforms count?)
(x) celebrated new years in time square
(x) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
(x) been to Europe
(x) skipped school
(x) slept with a co-worker
(x) cut myself on purpose (mmmmm...blood)
(x) had sex at the office
(x) been married
(_) gotten divorced
(_) had children
(x) seen someone die
(x) been to Africa
(x) tasted my own sexual fluids
(x) fucked one of my Live journal friends
(x) Slapped someone I loved
(x) Driven over 400 miles to attend a show/festival/fetish ball
(x) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
(_) Have been fisted and/or fisted someone else
(x) Thrown up in a bar
(x) Purposely set a part of myself on fire
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been snowboarding
(x) Had sex at a friend's house when they were throwing a party
(x) Given Oral Sex
(x) Met someone in person from the interweb
(x) Watched two (or more) people have sex (not porn, real life)
(x) Been moshing at a concert

2010-02-05 22:01:11 ET

well fuck guys, if everyone is stealing this thing the least we can do is comment and say whatsup

2010-02-06 18:02:14 ET


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