'blorffish' might be a good word, who knows?

gonzophysicist 2006-01-25 16:20:20 ET I'm feeling completely uninspired and lethargic today so I was going to fill out one of those stupid questionnaire things. But then I though to myself "people don't care about most of that shit, and what does interest them gets answered in two or three words." So I'm giving you a chance to let me know what you want to know. Here's a list of questions, tell me which ones to answer and I'll give you a real answer and try to explain myself. 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? 3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE? 4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO? 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? 9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME? 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? 15. HOW/WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS? 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING 18. IF YOU COULD BE ANYTHING RIGHT NOW WHAT WOULD IT BE? 19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD? 20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE? 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX)? 28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? 29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? 30. Say a number from 1 to 100 31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES: 32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN? 33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE US? 35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? 36. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? 37. FIRST JOB? 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? 39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY? 40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE? 41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY? 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? 43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL? 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? 45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? 47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? 48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE? 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? 52. ANY BAD HABITS? 53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF? 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? 55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL? 56. DO LOOKS MATTER? 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? 58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? 59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? 60. FAVORITE CHILDHOOD TOY? 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? 64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? 66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? 68. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? 72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS? 74. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW? 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? 76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? 77. LAST THING YOU ATE? 78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? 79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? 82. FAVORITE DRINK? 84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT 85. hair color? 86. EYE COLOR 87. DO YOU WEAR Glasses? 88. SIBLINGS? 89.FAVORITE MONTH? 90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? 91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? 92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR 93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? 94. SUMMER OR WINTER? 95. KISSES OR HUGS? 96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? 97. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING 98. WHERE DO YOU WORK?

jackie likes PB 2006-01-27 11:19:14 ET how do you releash anger and what would you do if alcohol became illegal wha what weird random questions in here

gonzophysicist 2006-01-27 18:33:20 ET Anger runs off me like water off wax, but when some does seep in I get rid of it by flailing about and telling people in detail why I'm agree. I have 3 word for you: bath tub gin. Seriously, I would have to start brewing my own beer and distilling what ever kind of boozahol I was capable of. I'd try and facilitate to who ever I could that needed a lack of sobriety.

gonzophysicist 2006-01-30 22:57:11 ET Ya know what? I'm bored, I think I'll answer some more of these. I'll just go down the list. 1) I have two prominent scars, one the side of my wrist from crashing my dad's car into a ditch and one on my right pinky from slashing it open on a broken glass table top. 2) I've grown up with a poster of marine mammals of the western hemispheres on my wall, I still have it. These days I also have a Peruvian wall hanging of tessellating pelicans. And how could I forget the life-size Batman. 3) My cell phone has a hammer and sickle painted on it and some other random bits of color. 4) This is a very general question, I think I'll answer it by saying I listen to sea shanties and rock and roll. That's it. That's it. All the music I listen to can fall into one or both of these categories. 5) I don't know what time I was born. But I will tell you that I was born in Boothbay Harbor Maine. My mother went into labor while watching Bullit. 6) As of now the one thing I can think of will never happen, so I'll have to say cold fusion. Unless this question is supposed to be about something, then I'd say food, glorious glorious food. 7) Friends, the ones that are gone and the ones in other cities. I also miss the bus every now and then. 8) I'm not real materialistic, but I'd hate to loose all my media (film, music, and books). I'm also fond of my mind and cognative abilities. 9) My nose don't work all good, but for some reason the smell of stale air is pleasing, like a basement or cave. I've also been to known to sniff the passing lemon tree. That's it for now, I'll do more later.

gonzophysicist 2006-02-05 20:03:25 ET here's chunk #2 10) No, I'm not. In fact I'm very comfortable in enclosed spaces such as closets, car trunks and coffins. Actually I've never been in a coffin before but I imagine it wouldn't be that bad. 11) No, but I am extra cautious about running into things. I walk very slow and take small steps. 12) This is difficult to answer, but I guess the credit goes to Steve for passing away. Then again I didn't cry about it until Travis played 'whish you were here' at the funeral. 13) I've only ever had one cologne in my life. My mother gave it to me because it was named pi (the symbol) I don't think it smells very good though. I find most perfumes and smelly things too chemically smelling to be pleasurable. 14) I like hair in general. I dig most hairstyles, especially bangs and off colors, but I'll always have a place for long long hair. 15) Nowhere, if I choose wisely. But if it had too, I would hope it would arise from a conversation, none of this popping stuff. 16) Most definitely coffee, and I just about only drink espresso drinks, my favorite being the cappuccino. I'm very critical of them too, the foam has to be just right, none of those oversized bubbles or poorly designed cups, oh and the quality of the coffee is also paramount. 17) Some of my favorite toppings include fresh tomatoes, goat cheese, mushrooms, olives, and anchovies. I will not eat pineapple on pizza though, because that's just wrong. 18) A giraffe. No but seriously a happy space pirate mechanic. I'd make sure to keep us flying around distributing fun-loving pirate-y goodness to the universe. 19) This is the one thing I avoid at all cost. I have to say I've been doing pretty well considering I can't remember the last one. (Or I'm inconsiderate enough that I didn't know I made someone mad) 20) No. I studied Spanish for three years in High School and took a quarter of Japanese in college. I can't say that I know enough that I 'speak' these languages though. 21) I suppose this question is talking about a romantic type gift, other wise the answer would be my mother giving me life (thanks mom!). I doubt this was the first gift but it was early and memorable so it is what I shall mention here; when I was sick for a good week or so back in high school I got a 'care-package' of notes and stuff assembled from the backstage of our lecture hall all put together within a duct-tape bag. I got it from what could be approximated to a girl friend but wasn't. There appears to be some questions missing. 28) This question has quite a bit of relevance to me because it has happened on several occasions. I don't think they ever really knew though, I thought it would be best that way. Most likely it was due to trepidation though. 29) Damned if I know. I've never done this, but I was to do it I'd probably be blunt about it and come off as really creepy. 30) 'A number from 1 to 100' hahaha, no but seriously; '34'. You thought I'd say '42' didn't you? 31) Brunettes. But I don't really care; it has much more to do with how it's worn. 32) Sadly I call my parents more than any one else. This is only sad because I don't call them more than once a week tops. 33) Things that are poorly designed that have an obvious solution to make them better. And inefficiency. Well ignorance I guess is what it all boils down to. 34) Yes. I have been to several countries in Western Europe, Turkey, and Canada, but not at the same time. 35) Peer pressure. I never listen to how I'm supposed to avoid it figuring I'd just have friends that didn't make me do stupid shit. A lot of good that did me. 36) I was born in a small hospital in Boothbay Harbor Maine, thus I am a Mainiac. 37) The first job I got paid for was laying bricks in a art installation. The first permanent job I got was working at Monster Video where I got paid minimum wage and didn't deserve it. 38) Oddly enough no. This is something I missed out on as a child; maybe I should go do one now, it might be more convincing since I don't sound like a child any more. 39) Well I'm doing it in portions, but the answer is nothing. Otherwise I would not be bored enough to fill this thing out. 40) I wouldn't get anything changed physically, but I wish I could get surgery to get my nostrils work properly.

jackie likes PB 2006-02-05 20:50:40 ET im trying to guess what each question you're answering but the speed of purple is making my head spin of personal answers

gonzophysicist 2006-02-05 20:57:24 ET how fast is purple?

gonzophysicist 2006-02-08 21:02:12 ET OK, any further answers are now linked to on my front page.

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