something so worthless serves a purpose
2009-02-11 10:03:45 ET

dear food network:


bobby flay is adorable. give him more shows.


this gigantic bleach blonde bowling shirted homo



needs to STOP getting shows.


thank you.


2009-02-11 11:35:35 ET

If this were a petition, I would sign it.

2009-02-11 11:41:52 ET

So would I.

2009-02-11 19:15:50 ET

uhm, excuse me ladies:
guy fieri is MY FAVORITE and i LOVE him.

2009-02-12 02:47:09 ET

NO WAY, for real?? He's so earnest.

2009-02-12 08:30:48 ET

i always say he's my tv boyfriend. hhahahawhat? no i did not just say that.
i just think he's too outrageous to be alive.

but my two favorite sexy-man tv show hosts would have to be:
bear grylls [how do you spell it?]
anthony bourdain

haha

2009-02-12 10:25:39 ET

His voice bothers me. A lot.
I have a thing for Gordon Ramsay AND I DON'T KNOW WHY skljflksjdflk.

2009-02-12 10:46:06 ET

haha i just googled him
what show is he on?

2009-02-12 11:20:17 ET

Oh God, I love love Anthony Bourdain. And Eric Ripert, who guest judges on Top Chef sometimes & was Bourdain's mentor.

2009-02-12 13:44:27 ET

anthony bourdain is 2 hott 4 tv.
seriously.
and that man vs. wild show - holy shit. talk about naive "oops i dont know i'm sexy and i'm eating raw fish guts" bear grylls.
YES PLEASE!

i dont know eric ripert though?

2009-02-12 18:35:06 ET

Gordon Ramsay has a few shows... Kitchen Nightmares, F Word and Hells Kitchen. He's basically famous for yelling at people. Its awesome.

2009-02-12 18:40:53 ET

i have never seen any of those shows!!

2009-02-12 18:55:19 ET

They are AMAZING. Its an hour of him shouting, swearing, and occasionally cooking.

2009-02-12 19:01:45 ET

oh good, i love shows like that!

2009-02-12 20:54:20 ET

Eric Ripert is French and really humble. He doesn't have the Bourdain alpha male thing going on, but he's a really intriguing guy nonetheless.

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