miss self destruct    
female/23/ia
cosmetologist, bio major, perpetuator of bad decisions

kill one man, and you are a murderer.
kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror.
kill them all, and you are a god.


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2014-06-18 22:56:47 ET

nothing really fancy to say,
except i made the dean's list! woo!
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2014-02-17 21:57:23 ET

i never, ever, EVER want to see the movie frozen. i don't care how good it is. my roommates have been listening to that god damn "let it go" song at least 5 times a day, every day since they went and saw it back in november. i know 95% of the words to it just from listening to them sing it over and over again. i think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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2014-02-14 16:58:34 ET

i started out my valentine's day in a chemistry lecture where our professor dipped roses in liquid nitrogen and smashed them on a desk. a fitting metaphor for how i feel about today.
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2013-11-14 00:25:25 ET

sometimes the strangest things annoy me. like, really huge things that any normal person would be outraged over just don't affect me, but tiny insignificant little things just get under my skin so fucking bad!

i have 3 roommates. 2 of our bedrooms are upstairs (i'm one of them) and the other 2 are down. apparently the ones downstairs don't have vents in them so they don't get any direct heat, while the ones upstairs do have vents, and my other upstairs roommate has the heating unit right outside her door. basically this means that the 2 people downstairs are always freezing, the other upstairs person is always hot, and i'm comfortable no matter what because i own a fan, know how to close or open my vent, and have blankets. this also means that since late august, the settings on the thermostat have run the gamut from having the air turned OFF when it's 100+ degrees outside, to having the air turned ON when it's 20 degrees outside.


right now my upstairs roommate and one of the downstairs ones are both sleeping on the same couch in the living room because they can't reach an agreement about what to set the thermostat to???? again, this is such an insignificant little thing that doesn't directly affect me at all, but i am strangely mildly annoyed all the same. well, maybe annoyed isn't the right word... it just seems like a super stupid thing to do. life gets way harder than having to sleep naked because you're too hot or buy an extra blanket because you're too cold. c'mon.

are there any stupid little things that rustle y'alls jimmies, even though you know they shouldn't?
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2013-11-05 17:02:37 ET

omg. i hate group projects. we're supposed to have a group of 4 people present a poster on PCR, RFLP, bacterial transformation, etc. in an hour and i'm about to rip my hair out.

what we had to do was each create our own poster, which we will turn in individually, and then compile the best parts of all of them to make one poster that we have to do a group presentation on. one of the guys didn't show up when we met to discuss everything and hasn't participated at all, and the two other people put in about 75% effort and there are tons of typos in their works. i'm the one compiling everything and both of them have essentially left it up to me to use my judgement to pick whose slides we are using for which parts.... is it wrong to just use all of mine, because mine are the best? hahaha. UGH. people!!!

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