"...speaking of marriage, lol..."
2005-08-24 08:40:19 ET

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."

The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.

The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
- Oscar Wilde

2005-08-25 18:54:59 ET



so true.

2005-08-26 06:57:38 ET


2005-08-31 04:58:23 ET

hahaha, the first one sounds like something my b/f would do.

the wheelchair one is funny!!

2005-08-31 18:25:33 ET


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