Pastafarianism -
2005-09-30 11:06:56 ET

WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM (Pastafarianism):

- Flimsy moral standards.
- Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
- Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.

May His Noodly Appendage touch you!
Ramen!
http://www.venganza.org


2005-09-30 14:24:48 ET

Ooooo!

2005-09-30 15:12:47 ET

oh my god! RAMEN brotha! ramen!

haha.

2005-09-30 16:03:57 ET

Oooo! And I'm thinking of starting my own group... FSMADD - Flying Spagetti Monsters Against Drunk Driving...

2005-10-01 06:32:32 ET

hahaha

...stripper factory...

2005-10-05 14:58:45 ET

Hell yeah.. between that and the Beer Volcano, I'd be all set! LOL!

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