2005-09-30 11:06:56 ET|
WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM (Pastafarianism):
- Flimsy moral standards.
- Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
- Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.
May His Noodly Appendage touch you!