turboskanker 2021-03-11 16:57:23 ET i did it! i'm officially a hipster now! also i made a very important reddit poll

cyb0rg 2021-03-11 18:31:38 ET I used to work at Nordstrom and i had to hear "Fireflies" by Owl City every day, sometimes twice in a day. To this day, if i hear it, i feel compelled to drink hard liquor.

turboskanker 2021-03-11 21:22:51 ET nordstrom in and of itself makes me want to drink hard liquor. literally everyone i know who’s worked there absolutely hated it. heh

cyb0rg 2021-03-11 22:14:26 ET oh yes, lots of functional (and the occasional dysfunctional) alcoholics working there

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