turboskanker 2021-07-04 20:19:58 ET so today bing has a photo of “fireworks in san francisco” as today’s background photo for the 4th of july - what they neglect to mention is that the photo is of san francisco’s new years eve fireworks display (which is on an entirely different part of the bay from the 4th of july display) because i’m 99% sure no clear photographs of 4th of july fireworks here exist. because fog. the more you know🌠🌁📢

KiltedLunatic 2021-07-05 07:02:26 ET The fog used to have a Twitter account, which was actually pretty funny if corny.

turboskanker 2021-07-05 11:09:10 ET he’s got a whole book now

spazztech 2021-07-05 17:41:49 ET Kinda funny when they pull switcheroos like this, like no one is going to know.

turboskanker 2021-07-05 17:57:42 ET even more hilariously i discovered after this that the san francisco government webpage for the 4th of july event also shows a photo of the new years eve fireworks display instead of the 4th. the holiday-season-only edge lighting on the embarcadero center buildings in the background is a dead giveaway to the time of year. not to mention the location of the fireworks is wrong. and of course, not visibly hindered by fog. hilarious.

Drake 2021-07-08 18:52:42 ET Sometimes I wonder if it's someone being funny or they just don't care and grab the first thing on an image search.

turboskanker 2021-07-08 20:57:33 ET in bing's case i don't know. that said, even san francisco's government webpage for the event shows NYE fireworks instead, which is pretty hilarious. the 4th is always foggy as hell, though, and you can barely see anything, so i don't know what else they'd do to promote it online i guess.

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