turboskanker 2021-07-29 19:28:36 ET right ear still not working left ear still partially plugged went to doctor found out my ears got a ton of earwax compacted thanks to the earplugs i wore at the race on sunday, and apparently me being the earwax champion of 2021 also found out the earwax is too compacted / hard to remove just yet yet doctor gave me some fancier eardrops than the ones i was using gonna use those and have a bunch of kinky showers where i fuck myself in the ears with a syringe then i go back and see the doctor on monday so she can squirt my ears out and i can hear again, hopefully it's fortunate i live in san francisco which has socialized healthcare so i don't have to pay for any of this shit

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turboskanker 2021-07-30 10:26:03 ET thanks. ha. not being able to hear when i’m so musically inclined is really a downer - trying to zen myself through this mess.

structure destruct 2021-07-30 13:37:23 ET Earwax removal videos. They're satisfying. Go for it.

turboskanker 2021-07-30 14:50:46 ET you'd probably have to tie me to a chair and force me to watch that sort of thing d-: though i'm sure i'll have enough of an adventure with that when the doctor (hopefully) can finally remove it next week.

turboskanker 2021-07-30 23:15:52 ET well i blasted the right ear (the fully plugged one) with some water in the shower after more drops and i think it sort of helped something... though it's still mostly plugged. i guess i'll try it with the left ear tomorrow or sunday. excitement?

structure destruct 2021-07-31 14:29:45 ET Hell yeah!

turboskanker 2021-07-31 14:43:13 ET i still can barely hear anything overall and feel underwater. -_- gonna lie low this weekend.

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