turboskanker 2021-08-01 15:56:16 ET since i have too much time to sit around and think about stupid shit with this ear situation, i just randomly discovered that instantgrandmother.com is available and only costs like $12 a year and let me tell you, if i had money and even more time on my hands (which i don't, so i won't) i'd buy the dumb thing and make a parody of instagram called instantgrandmother where anyone who wants can create an account and then post one and only one photo of a grandmother (whether there's or someone else's... whatever) and it must be a photo of a grandmother. and that's all anyone can can use it for.

spazztech 2021-08-04 18:09:42 ET My name is SpazzTech and I approve this message.

turboskanker 2021-08-04 23:14:26 ET was also thinking i could take instagram's thing of forcing photos to be square for no good reason and force all photos uploads to become cropped as triangles. put something in the instantgrandmother rules that says "all grandmothers must be in triangles" with no further reasoning or explanation given.

spazztech 2021-08-05 08:20:12 ET Better yet, the "all grandmas must be in triangles" text should be a link to a FAQ entry that 404s. Going full user-hostile here 😜 Also maybe do something on the back-end that puts the picture slightly out of focus or crops it ever so slightly differently from what the user selected to maximize confusion.

turboskanker 2021-08-05 13:22:15 ET haha. perhaps. i was also thinking about having various phot "filter" options except all the filters just change the entire photo to a small selection of other random photos, like a beaver or something.

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