2021-10-27 23:04:52 ET

i have replaced my old 4g/LTE home internet (network named "The Generous Beaver")
example:



with new 5g home internet (network named "The Bouncing Beaver")
example:



in sum, 5g now gives americans internet speeds roughly as fast as virtually every other country has had for decades now, since they've long since nationalized their internet, but here in 'murrica we still love to pointlessly tether shit that should be a public utility to private industry that arbitrary throttles said shit for profit that doesn't even need to exist.

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2021-10-29 13:19:54 ET

My aggressively capitalist tendencies aside, I applaud your upgraded Beaver even though I am concerned that it does not appear to be very bouncy at all.

2021-10-29 13:40:07 ET

a far better conversation to have over tea or a beer in person sometime, but lemme just tell ya, when you live this close to silicon valley, you start to see the problems with the libertarian capitalist model when actually put into action REAL quick. but again, a shit conversation to have on the internet, so i'll just leave it at that.

even fuckin south korea has had 8x faster / significantly cheaper internet than we have had for ages. american infrastructure is an embarrassment.

anyway, believe you me me, this beaver is one bouncy motherfucker. when he bounces, volcanos erupt, earthquakes happen, everyone becomes pregnant and can't stop farting. it's madness! sexy, 5g madness.

also this whole experience has me thinking, i remember when stuff on the internet just loaded this quickly anyway despite having otherwise slower connection speeds, back before google et al popularized the "let's needlessly the bloat the backend of every website to death and back for reasons and also because we need to own as much of peoples' lives through data harvesting as possible!"

so, while i'm certainly glad to have 5g for things like downloads / uploads / etc... the fact that the much of the internet has become so much slower to load on average over the past decade or so is really just down to a bunch of shitty design choices and shitty advertising models.

oh well. still have SK!

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