turboskanker 2021-11-15 15:51:29 ET algorithm-driven online dating is a fucking unending dumpster fire.

spazztech 2021-11-15 16:40:24 ET I'd go on a date with them(?) just to see wtf would happen

turboskanker 2021-11-15 17:33:50 ET haha... there is the morbid curiosity angle, yes.

structure destruct 2021-11-15 19:30:17 ET Abstinent Anarchist Alpaca commune of Gender Fluids

turboskanker 2021-11-15 20:49:01 ET

structure destruct 2021-11-15 21:27:41 ET The vaccinated sticker makes it. Didn't know flexing status was part of the mating ritual.

turboskanker 2021-11-16 01:52:46 ET eh that's just a fucking option tinder has because of course it is. most of the time i pay it no mind - though in her case, it does add to the.... mystique?

turboskanker 2021-11-16 01:53:32 ET also i like how the little logo above the word "vaccinated" can't seem to decide if it's a pill or a bandaid or a nintendo switch. i dunno who these companies are paying to design this shit, but it's definitely not me.

structure destruct 2021-11-16 16:30:47 ET I was about to say!!! totally looked like a Switch!!

spazztech 2021-11-16 16:36:41 ET The Nintendo PillAid Lite™ is only awarded to the MOST VACCINATED of monastic alpacarchists.

turboskanker 2021-11-16 18:37:52 ET can i purchase the Nintendo PillAid Lite™ with my Gender Fluid?

You Dont Know Jake 2021-11-16 20:41:26 ET Alright...I think the peanut gallery is going to agree with me on this one: Lars, you must go on a date with this person and report back to us.

structure destruct 2021-11-16 20:58:35 ET Do it.

turboskanker 2021-11-16 21:04:18 ET a. i have dated far more than enough obviously crazy women in my life. b. given a., i swiped left on her immediately so, alas, she is now forever lost to the algorithmic oblivion. c. given b., my only chances of potentially running into her IRL would be if i were ever to be in emeryville, and the only reason i would ever be in emeryville would be if pixar were to hire me. d. in sum, get me a job at pixar and then maybe.

You Dont Know Jake 2021-11-17 01:50:26 ET Alright, so it's decided: Lars will get a job at pixar and then start an anarchist alpaca commune

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