turboskanker 2021-12-01 19:25:58 ET today i got a phonecall from nancy pelosi. please send help.

structure destruct 2021-12-02 12:40:20 ET She wants to grab a drink. Then drink you under the table.

KiltedLunatic 2021-12-02 13:37:44 ET THE CALL WAS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!

turboskanker 2021-12-02 14:52:51 ET she would, too. i'm a lightweight. OH NO.

structure destruct 2021-12-02 15:26:38 ET lol

turboskanker 2021-12-02 16:35:26 ET i do live two miles from her office. 😬 she can die any day now. that’ll be fine.

structure destruct 2021-12-02 17:13:22 ET I want to inherit her liquor cabinet.

turboskanker 2021-12-02 19:43:21 ET i just want to shit in her driveway ... but you can have the liquor cabinet

turboskanker 2021-12-02 20:44:54 ET she called again. no voicemail this time. i’m scared.

KiltedLunatic 2021-12-03 13:59:04 ET Have you looked under the bed?

turboskanker 2021-12-03 14:58:46 ET only on tuesdays.

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