turboskanker 2021-12-13 12:05:43 ET there appears to be a nog shortage over here. still can’t find it anywhere. i can only presume all the ultra-bourgeois cows and chickens over in berkeley have gone on lockdown due to unfounded covidnog fears. dire times, ladies and gents.

KiltedLunatic 2021-12-13 12:48:54 ET I have been inundated with alternate universe nog. I'm telling you, these are anti-nogs. Have you ever seen an almond or a cashew with an udder? You can't milk them, much less make nog from them! Wake up sheeple!

turboskanker 2021-12-13 13:24:35 ET SHOOT IT!

cyb0rg 2021-12-13 13:24:42 ET #thegreatbovineresignation

turboskanker 2021-12-13 13:26:18 ET i blame trump! and russia!

turboskanker 2021-12-13 13:26:37 ET RUSSIANS HACKED THE COWS.

turboskanker 2021-12-13 13:28:59 ET

You Dont Know Jake 2021-12-14 01:54:05 ET pictured: not-cow

turboskanker 2021-12-14 11:08:12 ET dude russian chickens infiltrated and hacked the cows. now there is only egg and no nog. and we’re all communists. well at least some good came out of it i guess.

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