turboskanker 2022-03-23 18:15:15 ET whenever the fuck my body stops trying to kill itself thanks to omicron + leftover spike proteins, i've just been asked for an interview on some docuseries being made about the trajectory from myspace to facebook. this means i may have to mention subkultures since this site was basically the precursor to my position at myspace. y'all gonna be famous or something. ...or i'll die from covid vaccine complications. though i am feeling a bit better today so hopefully not.

Drake 2022-03-24 05:24:36 ET I'm sorry you're having a rough time. Make sure to link the interview or your obit. ;)

Panda Sandwich 2022-03-24 07:17:22 ET Lars, subcontract me. I'm an editor and I'm FUCKING BORED with work.

turboskanker 2022-03-24 11:17:00 ET i don’t know what a subcontract is but it sounds kinky

Panda Sandwich 2022-03-25 10:16:15 ET It means we determine who's top

turboskanker 2022-03-25 10:23:58 ET i’m too sick for that. only sideways spooning allowed.

Panda Sandwich 2022-03-25 18:05:50 ET I didn't ask for sideways. Looks like I'm top.

turboskanker 2022-03-25 19:04:11 ET i’m pooping right now though. so.

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