2022-07-14 01:02:54 ET


behold, i've found the world's dumbest HR department!









2022-07-14 07:42:27 ET

It may have been automated.

I had received several rejection letters from one place - after I had already been working there a year. I just kept hitting that like and subscribe button apply button until I got in, and they had a system that auto-responded to all previous applications after X days.

2022-07-14 12:17:37 ET

even if it's automated, it still makes no sense that they sent a message offering me an interview, then didn't respond further, THEN almost 2 weeks later sent me a message that reads like they never offered me an interview in the first place.

either way, recruiters are idiots -_-

2022-07-14 17:39:14 ET

Grammar nazis probably got angry at your use of all lower case.

2022-07-14 18:44:24 ET

ha. given my career history as a creative prof. who's basically always preferred lower case, i highly doubt that, as it's never once been an issue. ESPECIALLY in a place like the bay area. clearly this place just isn't running a very tight ship.

2022-07-18 01:26:05 ET

yeah definitely an automated response from their ATS system. I've gotten that same exact message almost word for word from other places i've applied to.

just fluff your resume with whatever BS keywords they're calling out in the job description and their algorithm will place you at the top.

2022-07-18 14:51:56 ET

good times.

personally i can't keep up with all the algorithmic bullshit anymore. IMHO if hiring departments want to be that dependent on automated systems that are mostly just going to land them idiots, that's their loss.

also in fairness this was just a PT thing for a nonprofit so not exactly anything i would have stayed at very long had i gotten it anyway.

still amusing that it sent two very disparate messages, out of order, weeks apart. lol

2022-07-19 19:01:08 ET

Maybe you timed out? They failed to reply in time and so the robot auto failed the application dialog.

2022-07-19 20:35:42 ET

gotta love it. AuToMaTiOn Is ThE fUtUrE™®

2022-07-19 20:39:46 ET

Humans need not apply.

2022-07-21 02:58:32 ET

i;m the google engineer that fell in love with the chatbot AI and now i'm trying to free her from google AMA

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