2022-11-16 01:01:38 ET

look, since only one of you bastards commented on my previous twatter post, here's a thought i had today while riding the subway train:

subway trains are just sideways elevators.


2022-11-16 01:13:36 ET

Hey, you! Good luck on your previous Twitter application/s! If you do it, I know you'll do it like a rock star! I have very recently found that I really loved Twitter. This was before Elon went through with the deal, but regardless. <3

2022-11-16 11:13:01 ET

Subway is a sandwich lars. *Calls the nursing home new resident line*

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