turboskanker 2024-03-28 17:42:10 ET HELLO THERE, I AM HAVING A LARGE POOP™ AT STARBUCKS® RIGHT NOW

cyb0rg 2024-03-29 12:34:05 ET plumbers love starbucks

turboskanker 2024-03-29 16:42:58 ET true. this particular store was closed down a whole ass day last week cause they had to fix the restroom. that particular time, however, it was not my fault. that's my story and i'm sticking to it.

spazztech 2024-04-02 09:52:05 ET I am drinking so much matcha tea that my poop is green and I thought you'd like to know

cyb0rg 2024-04-02 11:18:47 ET startup idea: McDonald's Ice Cream Machine Repairman/Starbucks Plumber on retainer. Save money by using the same drain snake.

turboskanker 2024-04-02 14:52:37 ET green poop is a rare achievement unlocked. i can never place any rhyme or reason to why it happens to me. i've been enjoying starbucks' lavender stuff lately but it is not turning my poop purple. and that's disappointing. also this sounds like a smart startup idea!

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