turboskanker 2024-05-04 16:59:01 ET it's time for another relatively pointless compressed-to-total-shit-for-SK's-lol-100k-image-size-limit avatar change. and then this even more relatively pointless post, for the 2 & 1/2 people here, showing the full-resolution photo not destroyed for SK's size limitations, and also 2 other shots from this photo shoot i did with a friend recently for my long overdue updated DJ press kit. i'll use 2 of these for that. these are the first photos ever taken of me in my entire life that i don't dislike. so i'll post them here where literally no one will see them! lol i accidentally did a real blog entry? um fart fart!

Drake 2024-05-05 01:32:37 ET I can't decide if I like one or two more.

turboskanker 2024-05-05 12:25:33 ET those are the two i decided to use for my press kit so we're pretty much in agreement. heh

cyb0rg 2024-05-05 16:01:30 ET did airport security bother you at all

turboskanker 2024-05-05 17:03:30 ET na i feel like SFO is pretty chill in that regard - at least now that all the covid nonsense is over with.

turboskanker 2024-05-07 01:46:59 ET ok, so, there's no mobile version of this yet so for now just go to it on a mac or PC unless you want it to load all weird / wrong: larsbamble.com/presskit

Drake 2024-05-07 10:38:28 ET Both won! The bottom is a little weird. The image sort of cuts into the last line of your name. Mozilla on PC, if that matters.

turboskanker 2024-05-07 13:48:35 ET huh i haven’t had that problem on any browser i’ve tested on but will double check this afternoon. maybe try clearing your browser cache just in case.

turboskanker 2024-05-07 14:38:23 ET ok yeah i just double checked and it's all fine. try clearing your cache and re-visiting the page. it's possible wix just had some temporary hiccup and loaded a previous version of the page for you where i hadn't finalized the formatting yet, but it's definitely not doing that presently.

Drake 2024-05-09 13:57:04 ET Oh, it's a zoom thing because I have the eyes of an old man.

turboskanker 2024-05-09 15:22:48 ET ah ok. heh. oh well! i mean, i did make the font larger than standard without zooming just cause i sort of like how that looks anyway for stuff like this. 🤷‍♂️

Drake 2024-05-17 09:28:20 ET Oh, this is a me issue. Your design is great.

turboskanker 2024-05-17 15:15:08 ET cheers. you know what's funny is wix actually did change something on their backend that started fucking up one of my animated elements. i've currently found a temporary stopgap solution but i'm still waiting for them to resolve the issue so i can change it back to the animation i actually want it to be doing. -_- ...so long as no one else notices. lol

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