turboskanker 2025-08-04 20:01:42 ET FUN FACT:if you poop at starbucks enough times you eventually get a check for 7 dollars and 26 cents* *in the states of oregon and california only.

spazztech 2025-08-05 09:03:08 ET Sign up today for your Caffeine Defacator Loyalty Card™

turboskanker 2025-08-05 12:07:08 ET in reality i finally just got sick of starbucks' ever-increasing consumer-antagonistic BS and i've switched to peet's since they're not increasingly tediously annoying to go to and they seem to actually want real humans as customers (what a concept). in coming to this conclusion i found out that also, unlike pretty much any other normal company that's not run by absolute dipshits, starbucks refuses to just refund any amount on your starbucks card to a debit card or bank account like they could. instead you have to a. live in california or oregon (because those are the only 2 states with laws forcing starbucks to even do this) and then b. go to a website entirely outside of starbucks' website, enter your starbucks card details there, and then wait for starbucks to begrudgingly send you a check in the mail with the amount that was on your starbucks card you no longer want to use. good riddance, douchebags. ¯＼_(ツ)_/¯

spazztech 2025-08-05 15:50:32 ET that would be hilariously absurd if it wasn't so fucking stupid

turboskanker 2025-08-05 16:20:17 ET pretty much

cyb0rg 2025-08-06 11:04:46 ET have you gone to centerfolds on broadway yet

turboskanker 2025-08-06 12:02:18 ET no - somehow i live in strip club central and i have absolutely zero interest in strip clubs. though i love how SF is so lacking in CuLtUrAl CoNsErVaTiSm that there's an elementary school, a strip club, and a topless club all on the exact same intersection.

turboskanker 2025-08-06 12:03:27 ET p.s. please send millions of dollars to the address on the check thank you 🙏🙏💗💗💩🚽

turboskanker 2025-08-06 12:05:00 ET (my address, that is. not the Starbucks™ of Georgia® address.)

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