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2025-11-21 22:15:31 ET greetings again citizens of the slubububbinz.farts website blog notblog social media viral sensation network. astoundingly, once again, i am not pooping at the moment. in fact i am testing out yet another fancy fuckin keyboard (free from amazon vine wowee) for which i am typing this entry into my xbox whilst using. this time around it is a <checks notes> Lenovo 700 Modern Wireless Keyboard, 2.4 GHz Dongle & Dual Bluetooth Connection, AES-128 Encryption, 36 Month Battery Life, Luna Grey. and unlike that last keyboard that was really kinda shit, this one is thankfully much less shit! also it manages to get around the xbox one s's dumbass lack of internal bluetooth capabilities by including a DONGle that shoves hard into the stupid xbox one sex's Universal Sex Bus port and forces it to behave and let the keyboard bluetooth itself through this tiny micropenis DONGle like comment subscribe. while this thing still isn't anywhere near as good as apple's keyboards that i'm more used to, it's definitely better than that last one that was a weird mushy mess - the low profile keys on this one actually have a reasonably low profile travel distance - not as snappy or minimal as apple's again but, hey, it's tryin! and i can type on this one without a constant comedy of backspaces and my nails fucking shit up. maybe i'll poop more later i might let you all know. for now i rate this lenovo keyboard a rating of: leyesvo! gonna give that other one away on craigslist i guess - i'm sure someone who's not me will find it useful. TAB SPACE POST. [update later from iphone™] i’m pooping! |
