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2025-11-28 21:47:40 ET sup to all my fans on the slapbuckets.snot websitepage. i'm not testing another keyboard this time, neigh, instead i am testing a FYOHMYW L-SHAPED DESK ELBOW PAD, ARM REST FOR DESK 2-PIECE ERGONOMIC WRIST REST WITH NON-SLIP BASE MEMORY FOAM ELBOW SUPPORT PADDING FOR COMPUTER KEYBOARD, OFFICE AND HOME (LEATHER) with the same keyboard as before going into my sex box one sex. so i don't see any utility for these things whatsoever as elbow or arm whatever-the-fuck rests but they do work as glorified and overengineered lower/mid-arm / wrist rests i guess. also they're not "L-shaped" as the product name says. i mean they have a lip on the edge for unnecessarily sitting on the edge of a table but i wouldn't really define that as making them L-shaped because it fucking does not make them L-shaped. so there's that. also they're not leather (loooool) they're some sort of shiny barely-pleather-ish material instead. though the insides does feel to be memory foam which also like... ok. it's memory foam. for reasons. in terms of functionality and / or comfort said memory foam is 100% pointless and serves no purpose in these that wouldn't be similarly or maybe even better handled by regular ass foam or gel but... here we are. i don't really know where to place my arms / wrists that doesn't feel some degree of awkward but i'm trying and i'm sure i could force myself to get used to these things with this keyboard if i wanted to. but i won't because i have a macbook and i'm only typing this into my xbox again cause amazon keeps sending me this stuff for free to review. i feel like these are the sort of thing someone else would like more than i do. one could also conceivably use them for spanking one's friends with. they seem as though they'd have a pretty solid slap-to-flap ratio for that use and they're padded enough that your friends probably wouldn't punch you in retaliation. though i dunno man these are your friends we're talking about, not mine, so your mileage may vary i guess. i am hopeful that this Black Friday will soon reach its final form of Brown Frinight 💩 i give the FYOHMYW NOT-AT-ALL-LEATHER JUST-WRIST-AND/OR-LOWER-ARM DEFINITELY-NOT-FOR-ELBOWS-OR-WHATEVER-THE-FUCK-ELSE-THE-AMAZON-PRODUCT-NAME-SAYS-THAT-MAKES-ZERO-SENSE SLIGHTLY AWKWARD SUPPORT PADDING FOR COMPUTER KEYBOARD, OFFICE AND HOME a score of "i'm-not-sure-if-this-is-going-to-prevent-carpal-tunnel-or-rapidly-create-it" out of 10. remember to spank your friends before Brown Frinight happens. don't be gross. |
