turboskanker 2026-01-16 02:53:02 ET hello boys and girls and boys! while tonight's poop had a little bit of Sharty Squirties™ towards the end of it, most of the poop was too damn sticky and thick and just a rather lackluster, slow, and stupid experience as a result, however do not dismay, for earlier today i went to the parallel dimension where magical trevor sent the cow and i now have all the Sharty Squirties™ fuel i could have hoped for starting tomorrow. oh boy! (and oh girl, too!) <fart sound bottom text>

spazztech 2026-01-16 11:37:45 ET Girls who like boys who like boys who like girls who like girls who like boys who like boys like girls who like boys who like boys who like girls who like girls who like boys who like girls who like girls who like boys...

turboskanker 2026-01-16 16:16:58 ET i like a lot of blur's music (hell even the gorillaz were good until they sort of stopped being quite so good) but that song i seem to have mixed feelings about, probably cause for whatever fucking reasons all of the worst goth clubs in LA i used to promote out front of lifetimes ago PLAYED IT TO DEATH AND BACK all the damn time. and of course they never played any other blur songs since goths love to arbitrarily claim *one* song from certain musicians or bands and then just play that song over and over again for decades straight. oh well!

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