2026-07-27 01:41:26 ET

i do not know what it means that the clock app that i use on my
MicroSlut SexBox One Sex™®
now, as of tonight:

a. constantly shows wording at the top that reads "Connection timed out Error code 522"

b. still shows the time correctly and otherwise seems to be fully functional and is working as normal

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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p.s. i have made an additional update to this post in the comments down below, chat!


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2026-07-27 01:58:16 ET

additional post update:

a. somehow shortly after i made this SK post - which i made from my
MacBook Professional ComputerBookTop™®
and not my
MicroSlut SexBox One Sex™®
the error message went away.

then it came back.

then it went away again while i was typing this update.

and now it's back.

...the app is still fully functional otherwise.

b. if you found the full-size bill gates png, i'm sorry.

2026-07-27 02:04:15 ET

additional additional post update:

i need to go to bed. got paid to DJ for 2 & 1/2 hours at a secret loft-space sex party* in san francisco last night (as one does) and now my sleep schedule is temporarily off and it's past midnight and i'm still typing into this dumb thing.

*i did not sex, i just DJed, to be clear.

also at least this was a shorter set than the one time i DJed at a secret dojo-space sex party* in seattle for 8 hours straight.

*bill gates was not at the seattle sex party, to be clear.


... error message is still there on the fuckin clock app, though! oh now it's gone again. and now it's back.

2026-07-27 11:29:05 ET

I think DJing at an 8-hour sex party should probably be a new circle of hell when they remake Dante's Inferno for Modern Audiences™

2026-07-27 12:12:34 ET

astonishingly that is one of two times i've DJed for 8 hours straight.

the other time is just less exciting to type about into a MacBook Professional ComputerBookTop™® cause it was merely at the friday-night-saturday-morning afterhours nightclub residency i used to hold for a while before i moved to SF (thusly also in seattle, also thankfully bill-gates-free) where, for some fucking reason, the other DJs booked for this one night / morning in particular that i would have otherwise / typically split the time up with did not show up, so it was just me spinning from 2am til 10am.

while more boring to type into a MacBook Professional ComputerBookTop™®, i suppose this is technically way more of an accomplishment as a Professional DJ™® than just playing 8 hours at a dojo sex party considering at the sex party people are generally just gonna keep doing... whatever the fuck they're doing... and i'd have to really intentionally go out of my way to slaughter the mood to get them to stop, whereas keeping an afterhours club going singlehandedly from 2am to 10am which equates to: keeping the dance floor going without anyone getting overly exhausted (and in the case of someone like me who actually gives a fuck about music, this includes also doing absolutely nothing to pander whatsoever either, considering i also have zero music that's mainstream by US standards and will never own nor play a top 40 / radio remix in a millon years), keeping people coming into the club at those crazy hours from outside while also maintaining the existing crowd, and also keeping in mind the kitchen's open now so there's also a segment of people just fuckin around and eating breakfast food and they need to stay in the club too without getting annoyed, is definitely a much taller ask. and these friday-night-saturday-mornings didn't even always make it all the way til 10am even when the other DJs booked showed up with their respective crowds as they normally would - but i fuckin carried it the whole way entirely on my own one morning regardless. so i guess that's a thing.

but what fun is that to type about into the internet.

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