2004-04-13 10:08:02 ET

Who needs the Quik-E-Mart?

I dooooooooo....
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2004-04-10 17:25:34 ET

I just came back from the comic book store after picking up a copy of Fortean Times for $7.25

Damn money. I remember the good old days when everything cost a brick through the window and fast running.
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Crack Use On The Rise In The Suburbs
2004-04-10 11:28:43 ET

Here's a great movie emphasizing the fact that crack use is rising sharply in American suburbia. It stars none other than Captain Planet:

http://www.johnrm.com/cptplan/captainplanet.wmv

Sperm Race To Be Televised On The BBC
2004-04-10 08:43:57 ET

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3614407.stm

Fuck It
2004-04-10 07:58:54 ET

I stole this from Chappelle's Show (From Here):

Fuck It

i dont believe your pappy
he may be rich but he aint happy
tells you about work and you want to be him
but when was the last time you got to see him

he works hard, why?
so you can go out and buy
a bunch of shit that you dont need
driven by your punk ass hopes and greed

that's why i say fuck it

for the first time in my life
i'm finally free
no mansion for me
i said fuck it

no brand new humvee
i say fuck it

but you'll get no pussy
fuck it

what you dont understand
is i make love to my hand
so i dont need you, honey
i beat my dick like it owes me money

fuck it
that's right i said
fuck it

2004-04-09 18:56:08 ET

I've removed most of the people from my SK buddy list. If you want me to add you back, leave a comment. Or a $10 bill.
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Come watch it *NOW*
2004-04-03 20:17:30 ET

Watch this important political commentary made by me NOW for it shall disappear in 14 days!

http://veepers01.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=2A97BA56-85FF-11D8-81A1-E3635E514682

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