So I am sitting on the computer loging onto...Here.
When My cat goes whizzing by kinda flinging herself as she goes.
I thought she was just being her normal skitzo self when she careened
back into the bathroom slamming into the wall. Thats when I saw it.
This stringy turd hanging off her backside. I jumped out of
my chair and grabbed her by her scruff before she smeared it all over
my bathroom floor. I slammed both doors closed and while I
grabbed some TP off the roll she preceeded to run around the bathroom in circles. I
cleaned her off and let her go. The entire time I could not stop laughing.