| 2008-06-22 21:35:41 ET |
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I tend not to get too choked up over celebrity deaths, but I'm genuinely sad to see George Carlin go.
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| 2008-06-20 17:12:38 ET |
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I'm not saying you shouldn't play any of the new Ninja Gaiden games, but if you do, keep a few things in mind:
1) It's about blood and tits. Try not to appreciate the storyline in any way.
2) Do not try to figure out how it correlates to the old NES series of the same name.
3) Under no circumstance compare what is depicted (e.g. ninjitsu, Venetian geography, etc.) with real-world facts.
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| 2008-06-17 19:25:57 ET |
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I think train fires are an underused movie plot complication.
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| 2008-06-16 21:40:55 ET |
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He doesn't want a sandwich or a salad or soup,
Yompi is a loveable crotch-biting sloup!
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| something I found 2008-04-11 11:52:19 ET |
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Bedtime Stories by Thom Yorke
(by David Hart)
"The Happy Little Bunny"
Once there was a little bunny who had a furry little tail and a little shiny nose. But the electrodeath cloud of commerce strangled it and its foxhole was converted to a parking lot, a parking lot, a parking lot. Ample parking asphalted over bunny bones. Everyone everyone everyone get in.
"Hannah and Gunther"
Hannah and her brother Gunther lived in a happy wooden house at the end of a winding road by the forest. Chomping tree-eating machines grinding, halting, grinding the forest destroyed the trees -- bitches branches Branford -- to make end tables and politician luncheon plates, spin spin spin. I can't feel my legs anymore.
"Whoopsie the Clumsy Dragon"
In the dragon family in the enchanted cave, there lived Mother, Father, Brother, and Whoopsie. Whoopsie tried to be like the other dragons, but anytime he tried to help he ended up making a mess. Diplomats destroy the ozone and waiting, wailing. Crawl in the hole, leap the banshee, and eat the sunlight. Tonight, tomorrow, why bother? Another. Another. I'm a grown monkey wastechain.
"Everybody Enjoy Manners!"
When we eat, it's fun to have our manners with us! Wear your napking on your lap and don't hit your sister, even if she throws peas at you. Reason your reasons, razor shave the planet clean. Blood fills the rivers, clogs the tubes. I want to die, eat your ice cream.
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