133T HAX0R
2009-04-20 22:14:26 ET

I bet this person breeds. Shame on them. To think there are people out there that really think this.

2009-04-20 22:35:15 ET

did i ever tell you about my visit to the local peta headquarters a few years back?

2009-04-20 23:53:23 ET

Did you go there munching on a burger? Thats what I would have done.

2009-04-21 00:36:48 ET

no, it involved neon green paintballs, a paintball marker converted for sniping with a rubber washer on the bolt and a scope, and me about 200 yards away.

2009-04-21 07:44:42 ET

i want some peta-tard jerky!

2009-04-21 12:25:16 ET

People like this don't breed, htye just come from hospitals where no get to have fun.

2009-04-21 12:58:33 ET

somebody had to provide the original genetic material though. i think it was lars.

2009-04-21 13:04:22 ET

that's silly

2009-04-21 13:07:34 ET

yep. one of those condoms you tried flushing in a gas station bathroom many a year ago didn't go down the drain. it's a well-known fact that most reputable research hospitals get their genetic material from such places. where do you think the original strand of the t-virus came from?

2009-04-21 13:22:02 ET

your butt

2009-04-21 14:22:06 ET

how did you know?

2009-04-21 14:39:11 ET

i'm full of useless information.

50% of it pertains to your butt.

2009-04-21 20:46:13 ET

if it pertains to my butt, it's not useless.

2009-04-21 20:49:31 ET

by who's standards?

2009-04-21 20:53:45 ET

the encyclopedia buttanica of course.

2009-04-21 22:03:54 ET


2009-04-21 22:26:31 ET

only pristine butts may grace the pages of the encyclopedia buttanica. go wipe.

2009-04-22 10:44:39 ET

at first i read that as "only christian butts" and was frightened.

2009-04-22 14:22:29 ET

for it is written in buttivicus: for thou shalt not lick any but other than that of the rev

2009-04-22 19:55:10 ET

i lick lots of butts, thank you very much.

2009-04-22 20:24:56 ET

but it's against god's will.

2009-04-22 20:50:12 ET

too bad. god can deal.

2009-04-22 20:51:35 ET

i wouldn't know. he and i aren't on speaking terms. butt licking is ok, but salad tossing requires permission.

2009-04-22 20:53:05 ET

not always, from what i've discovered d-:

2009-04-22 20:57:47 ET

yeah, well, god being god, he figured he'd just stick his tongue right in.

2009-04-22 21:03:26 ET

god's kinky like that

2009-04-22 21:10:28 ET

yeah, but if he wants to talk, he can buy me something expensive first.

2009-04-22 21:18:37 ET

but love has no cost! especially butt love!

2009-04-22 21:20:40 ET

that's the point. it'll keep him looking for an eternity, allowing me to usurp control of the angels and cast him from paradise. let him and lucifer argue over hell.

2009-04-22 21:22:21 ET

maybe they'll both just get gay together.

2009-04-22 21:29:03 ET

hopefully. 'cuz god says being gay is a sin, so i can use his own stupid against him.

2009-04-22 21:45:24 ET

na god doesn't say that anywhere - even in the bible - it's something modern day christianity just fucking made up.

2009-04-22 21:48:44 ET

eh, when i'm in charge, i'll just put all of them in hell with him.

2009-04-22 21:50:39 ET

i'm sure if god actually exists and has any justice whatsoever, he's as pissed off at religion as the rest of us d-:

2009-04-22 21:51:44 ET

and if he doesn't exist, who keeps forcing their tongue into my rectum?

2009-04-22 21:53:53 ET

eh. that's god. he does exist. he's just really not what religion makes him out to be.

2009-04-23 18:10:45 ET

yeah. religion always makes me picture mr. rogers with a bazooka.

2009-04-23 21:41:03 ET

thats hot

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