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Paganex 2009-04-20 22:14:26 ET I bet this person breeds. Shame on them. To think there are people out there that really think this.

revshade 2009-04-20 22:35:15 ET did i ever tell you about my visit to the local peta headquarters a few years back?

Paganex 2009-04-20 23:53:23 ET Did you go there munching on a burger? Thats what I would have done.

revshade 2009-04-21 00:36:48 ET no, it involved neon green paintballs, a paintball marker converted for sniping with a rubber washer on the bolt and a scope, and me about 200 yards away.

turbo 2009-04-21 07:44:42 ET i want some peta-tard jerky!

gonzophysicist 2009-04-21 12:25:16 ET People like this don't breed, htye just come from hospitals where no get to have fun.

revshade 2009-04-21 12:58:33 ET somebody had to provide the original genetic material though. i think it was lars.

turbo 2009-04-21 13:04:22 ET that's silly

revshade 2009-04-21 13:07:34 ET yep. one of those condoms you tried flushing in a gas station bathroom many a year ago didn't go down the drain. it's a well-known fact that most reputable research hospitals get their genetic material from such places. where do you think the original strand of the t-virus came from?

turbo 2009-04-21 13:22:02 ET your butt

revshade 2009-04-21 14:22:06 ET how did you know?

turbo 2009-04-21 14:39:11 ET i'm full of useless information. 50% of it pertains to your butt.

revshade 2009-04-21 20:46:13 ET if it pertains to my butt, it's not useless.

turbo 2009-04-21 20:49:31 ET by who's standards?

revshade 2009-04-21 20:53:45 ET the encyclopedia buttanica of course.

turbo 2009-04-21 22:03:54 ET HO HO HO HO HO I JUST SHIT MY PANTS

revshade 2009-04-21 22:26:31 ET only pristine butts may grace the pages of the encyclopedia buttanica. go wipe.

turbo 2009-04-22 10:44:39 ET at first i read that as "only christian butts" and was frightened.

revshade 2009-04-22 14:22:29 ET for it is written in buttivicus: for thou shalt not lick any but other than that of the rev

turbo 2009-04-22 19:55:10 ET i lick lots of butts, thank you very much.

revshade 2009-04-22 20:24:56 ET but it's against god's will.

turbo 2009-04-22 20:50:12 ET too bad. god can deal.

revshade 2009-04-22 20:51:35 ET i wouldn't know. he and i aren't on speaking terms. butt licking is ok, but salad tossing requires permission.

turbo 2009-04-22 20:53:05 ET not always, from what i've discovered d-:

revshade 2009-04-22 20:57:47 ET yeah, well, god being god, he figured he'd just stick his tongue right in.

turbo 2009-04-22 21:03:26 ET god's kinky like that

revshade 2009-04-22 21:10:28 ET yeah, but if he wants to talk, he can buy me something expensive first.

turbo 2009-04-22 21:18:37 ET but love has no cost! especially butt love!

revshade 2009-04-22 21:20:40 ET that's the point. it'll keep him looking for an eternity, allowing me to usurp control of the angels and cast him from paradise. let him and lucifer argue over hell.

turbo 2009-04-22 21:22:21 ET maybe they'll both just get gay together.

revshade 2009-04-22 21:29:03 ET hopefully. 'cuz god says being gay is a sin, so i can use his own stupid against him.

turbo 2009-04-22 21:45:24 ET na god doesn't say that anywhere - even in the bible - it's something modern day christianity just fucking made up.

revshade 2009-04-22 21:48:44 ET eh, when i'm in charge, i'll just put all of them in hell with him.

turbo 2009-04-22 21:50:39 ET i'm sure if god actually exists and has any justice whatsoever, he's as pissed off at religion as the rest of us d-:

revshade 2009-04-22 21:51:44 ET and if he doesn't exist, who keeps forcing their tongue into my rectum?

turbo 2009-04-22 21:53:53 ET eh. that's god. he does exist. he's just really not what religion makes him out to be.

revshade 2009-04-23 18:10:45 ET yeah. religion always makes me picture mr. rogers with a bazooka.

turbo 2009-04-23 21:41:03 ET thats hot

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