2023-03-23 20:35:40 ET

hey kids,

a. don’t eat chips and queso with dinner for two days straight unless you want an absolutely outrageous case of the butt bubblies.

b. if you do want an absolutely outrageous case of the butt bubblies, i would highly recommend eating chips and queso with dinner for two days straight.

hope you find this information helpful!

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2023-03-16 14:55:13 ET

it’s fun to take a big stinky shit at starbucks because coffee already smells like a big stinky shit anyway.

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2023-03-08 21:35:41 ET



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2023-03-02 11:49:03 ET

it’s #PostnasalDripThursday! #FreeLoogiesForAll! #BonusLoogiesForPandaSandwich!

2023-02-25 23:41:20 ET

scott ritter is an american hero and the whole world needs to hear this speech and the libertarian party are fucking cowards and clowns for banning him from giving this speech at their recent antiwar rally in washington DC.

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