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2026-09-17 00:46:24 ET ok, for ONE (and only one) entry i'm going to be cool like spazztech (don't wanna do more than one entry like this cause then i'd be super cool rather than just cool) and denote that i went to _insert_concert_here_ and in this case _insert_concert_here_ was fucking negativland playing live at the internet archive and it was legitimately one of the coolest shows i've ever been to in my life - even though the weatherman literally phoned in his performance via a facetime call but, honestly, for the sort of stuff negativland does this just makes perfect sense and worked just fine. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i don't know where else they're going on this tour after this but to the thousands of active SK members who will read this, you should definitely see them if you can. they ended the show with "christianity is stupid" which they said they hadn't played live since 1998, and they've now worked a bunch of apple product announcement event recording samples into the song which is great. also on that note, in the plethora of stuff that's both visible and not that they're using in their setup on stage (at one point the bass guitar pictured was being played with an electric toothbrush and run through god knows how many effects) they're utilizing both an ipod touch in a way that i've never seen in my life and also a fucking iphone 4. no laptops though, that'd be silly. ![]() ^CLICK FOR LARGE.^ also i have not pooped tonight but i have a pretty good feeling about the morning. [update] nevermind i am pooping tonight afterall but don’t worry i am still quite sure there will be morning poop as well! 🎉 [additional update] there is morning poop it is a good day! [additional additional update] it’s BPM! Per Minute Bonus Poop M’thursday 👍 like 👩💻 comment 🧑🩰 subscribe |
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2026-09-15 01:07:54 ET IMPORTANT UPDATE: i had one of those mysterious poops tonight that left absolutely zero residue whatsoever so wiping my b-hole afterwards was 100% pointless and unnecessary as there was literally nothing to wipe. haven't had one of those poops since i was like 22 years old. WTF i've changed literally nothing in my diet lately and i've been downing way too much Whipped Cream™ as a relatively low carb sweet snack for Emotional Management™ purposes so you'd think the opposite would be the result - and believe you me it typically has been - but tonight suddenly had a round of CleanTurds for no apparent reason WHAT IS THIS A UNIVERSAL SIGN OF I AM UNCERTAIN. |
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2026-09-14 00:47:51 ET because of variuos circumstances and because friends are helpful my (old, broken) iphone 12 has today been replaced by a (relatievly new, fully functional, lovely) iphone 13 mini. i just named the iphone 13 mini so it's official now. farewell Phyllis, hello Samantha SmallFart. (yes, auto-suggest, "SmallFart", very good job.) ![]() 👍 like 👩💻 comment 🧑🩰 subscribe |
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2026-09-08 22:44:09 ET lo and behold the absolute top quality content™ you're missing from me over on vero™® (there's also more fun in the comments - on vero, that is. SK comments are never fun.) 👍 like 👩💻 comment 🧑🩰 subscribe |
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2026-08-29 01:11:15 ET please see my entry below this one for another recent “tonight i learned” event with a comment section because this entry won’t have a comment section because i’m posting too damn much but anyway tonight i learned that an amazon custserv rep will not ask you specifically about an ordered product by its ridiculously long amazon product name - something they will normally do when asking about a delivery problem IE they’ll be like “Is this pertaining to the item GBBBLOURVRIAN Blowtorch Health Monitor Skylight FlameThrower Fuzzy Peach Rocket TWIN-LOCK Deluxe Dual-Power Smoke Sky Creator For Boys Aged 12-to-49 ASB-HORSEWAGON-2 ?” when, for example, you’ve experienced a problem with the alleged delivery of your GBBBLOURVRIAN Blowtorch Health Monitor Skylight FlameThrower Fuzzy Peach Rocket TWIN-LOCK Deluxe Dual-Power Smoke Sky Creator For Boys Aged 12-to-49 ASB-HORSEWAGON-2 - the amazon support rep WILL NOT phrase a followup / item confirmation question related to a delivery problem in such a way when the item you’re having a delivery problem with is literally called “MGULEEYI Butt Lifting Leggings Women High Waisted Seamless Workout Leggings Gym Booty Tights Tummy Control Yoga Pants” - in this case the support rep WILL NOT, i repeat, WILL NOT refer to the item by its full amazon listed name and instead will just use such wording as the specific order number and “the leggings”. p.s. i am grateful that my tummy doesn’t actually need controlling i just like leggings. BUTT BOOTY, AMAZON REP. SAY BUTT BOOTY I DARE YOU LOL U WON’T OK. |
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