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2025-07-05 01:13:07 ET really proud of my truth social account. gonna be an influencer. look at me go.

2025-06-30 22:30:44 ET now this is the shartpoop extravaganza i’ve been waiting like 2 weeks for. not that i haven’t pooped the past 2 weeks - of course i have. it just hasn’t been this poop. i feel like this has to be a positive sign from the universe. smells like a chemical plant explosion too. A++ all the way around. 3 comments

2025-06-22 00:21:45 ET IMPORTANT UPDATE AFTER THE ENTRY BELOW THIS ONE. • ran out of zero sugar frosting, decided not to get anymore for right now. we’ll see how long i hold out. • ate some fuckin Little Caesars Pretzel Pizza™® with pepperoni to which i also added anchovies and pineapple because i like to have The Best Farts. • currently having ThickBoi RelativelyNormalTurds again. the turds are thickbois that is. i am not. i’m still taking off the few pounds of stress weight i put on the last couple weeks as i wait to hear from my attorney and the kid remains in kidnapped / abducted limbo by his insane abusive mother LOL LIFE U GUYZ OMG WOW. POOP OUT THE STRESS. 3 comments

2025-06-20 20:10:13 ET important recent discovery: pillsbury zero sugar frosting tastes fucking amazing and also will create days of endless barely controllable pure liquid shits and bloating when over-ingested as a means for mitigating life stresses. stress is losing the battle today but my colon is simultaneously winning and losing. taste buds definitely won overall though.

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