2025-09-12 01:38:04 ET HARD FARTS

2025-09-03 00:13:43 ET not entirely positive but i think odds are quite good that as i type this post i am breaking my own personal Fart-N-Shart world record. maybe this is what that fortune i got at panda express a few days ago was talking about when it said i will gain a new sense of confidence this month. 💪💩💃💅🚽 [additional update literally 20 minutes later] whenever i think i might be done Fart-N-Shartin’ it turns out i am not at all done Fart-N-Shartin’. right leg started to fall asleep but never fear i just shifted my seating position slightly. i am winning! [additional update 48 minutes later] i think maybe i’m almost done Fart-N-Shartin’. maybe. definitely a world record. big thanks to Pillsbury™ Zero Sugar Creamy Supreme® Chocolate Fudge Naturally & Artificially Flavored Premium Frosting. C R E A M Y S U P R E M E ® [additional update like 2 hours later or something] nevermind still not done!

2025-08-28 16:35:16 ET [update!] later came sooner than anticipated! 😃😧😃

2025-08-19 19:38:50 ET heyo-dalee SK welcome ta mesa normal blog entry per today. its international spake liken jar jar binks day again. da bombadest holiday. mesa had mesa traditional international spake liken jar jar binks day hot blarth per midday munchen un mesa had a sausage per evenin' munchen ta switch tings up. now mesa takin' a bombad doo-doo near da golden gate bridge. mesa hope yousa un yousa family haf had a mostest blessed un magical international spake liken jar jar binks day. also mesa notsa done poopin' buta dis totally normal SK blog entry is done anywhat. 2 comments

2025-08-18 01:59:13 ET 4 comments

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