2026-08-01 23:12:44 ET i ate a little bit of the zero sugar chocolate frosting of destruction again and thusly i now feel like i'm gonna likely have some fantastically explosive poop tonight anyway look in the process of moving / unpacking / doing long neglected laundry i found this shirt: #ShirtShart night lol!!1 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

2026-07-29 23:10:06 ET poopin! 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 2 comments

2026-07-27 01:41:26 ET i do not know what it means that the clock app that i use on my MicroSlut SexBox One Sex™® now, as of tonight: a. constantly shows wording at the top that reads "Connection timed out Error code 522" b. still shows the time correctly and otherwise seems to be fully functional and is working as normal ¯＼_(ツ)_／¯ ¯＼_(ツ)_／¯ ¯＼_(ツ)_／¯ p.s. i have made an additional update to this post in the comments down below, chat! 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 4 comments

2026-07-23 00:34:14 ET so, out of all the fucking things that being myself happens to periodically and inadvertently elicit from others in the current-and-unduly-prolonging Zeitgeist Of The United States Of America™ circa approximatley mid 2010s-to-????, while there are several things that happen relatively rarely but periodiacally enough that i would absolutely describe as eyeroll-worthy, i would say, if i had to pick one thing that grimaces / distresses me the most, it is when certain Elderly White Liberal Women (and only and exclusively Elderly White Liberal Women, as in they're literally the only people who fucking do this) just sort of sit there, or walk there, or whatever the bloody hell they happen to be doing when this happens and they notice me, and just suddenly take it upon themselves to start just fucking looking at me EXACTLY LIKE THIS for a variable-but-generally-quite-disconcerting amount of time. i have NO fucking clue what the MSNBCCNNLGBTQCIAWTFLOLBBQ media-propaganda-hypnosis-aparatus has done to these womens' brains, or what it is they're feeling or feeling they're accomplishing when this apparent pavlovian response at me happens, but out of anything i experience in general day-to-day life, including the most random (and TBF far more rare) genuinely antagonistic remark i get from some chudwagon somewhere, Elderly Liberal Women doing this at me is by far the most distressing thing i ever have to deal with when out and about. i swear one of these times i'm potentially just going to actually respond to one of them (instead of my norm of just attempting to be as aloof or uninterested looking as i can muster, which is easier when passing them on the sidewalk or something as opposed to today when the fuckin lady, bless her fucking dumb heart, was just sitting there on the train across from me) and just pointedly say something to them like "hey! who did you vote for?" and (presuming they snap out of their apparent stupor enough to actually respond) whoever they respond with i will immediately respond with something along the lines of "oh yeah? well that asshole is a significant part of the reason i'm technically homeless right now! you have a great fucking day!" i mean i haven't done that yet but FFS what is wrong with these women. i thought this post would be shorter! oh well! 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 2 comments

2026-07-16 14:26:42 ET hey you guys i’ve got this fantastic idea - hear me out! so first thing’s first we’re gonna join up with a crew of retards from way north of sacramento where the only bodies of water of note are a few rivers - then we’re gonna rent the cheapest possible river / lake boat we can find which apparently is 50 miles south of sacramento in fucking stockton where the only bodies of water of note are a few rivers, then after the Head Retard™ slaps the top of said boat good and hard and says “this puppy’s all we need!” we’re going to, for reasons, take said shabby rental river / lake boat 100 miles west to the INFAMOUSLY ROUGH WATERS OF THE GOLDEN GATE OF THE FUCKING OCEAN THESE INLAND RETARDS HAVE ZERO EXPERIENCE WITH (also no life vests we don’t need those at all you fucking pussies) and we’re gonna stack 20 retards on the top level of the fuckin lake cruiser, showing to all the bay area just how fucking retarded we are, and then, having ignored all regional boat launch warning signs, regulations, and laws (it’s ok one of the retards is a retired sheriff’s deputy because of course he fucking is), we’re just gonna let nature handle the rest and act astonished when a normal ass sizeable ocean wave capsizes our 20-people-top-heavy rinky dink river-and-lake cruiser from stockton, which stockton i would call the new jersey of the west coast except EVEN FUCKING NEW JERSEY IS ACTUALLY OCEAN ADJACENT WITH PEOPLE THERE WHO I PRESUME KNOW HOW THE OCEAN WORKS AND WHAT BOATS TO USE ON IT - anyway, like a few of us will definitely absolutely die. and then the news will either fail to or inaccurately report most of this. ISN'T THIS A STELLAR IDEA. C'MON KIDS LET’S GO WE’RE BURNIN DAYLIGHT! 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

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