DR. NOG = A++ IDEA. DO IT, FART, AND THANK ME LATER.
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MY THANKSGIVING TO-DO LIST IS READY TO GO.
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MY KID GOT A HAIRCUT YESTERDAY
2017-11-16 15:16:07 ET

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2017-11-06 01:57:42 ET

a real gem from twitter
2017-10-30 23:38:17 ET

COLUMBUS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2017-10-09 14:39:24 ET

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TIM AND ERIC RETWEETED ME
2017-10-05 01:43:48 ET



I CAN NOW QUIT THE INTERNET. BYE BYE.

2017-10-02 19:11:36 ET

"bad government is the natural product of rule by those who believe government is bad."
- thomas frank

2017-09-10 02:39:35 ET


the roommates moved to italy which means i'm now getting settled into the front master bedroom; upgrading to a king size bed and curved san francisco victorian bay windows. this also means the kid fully has his own room now and another friend he likes a lot will be moving into our old room shortly.

i never make personal bullshit posts like these cause they seem so pointless to me at this point in my life, especially on a site such as this, but maybe this is more for personal reflection than anything.

i remember once, what feels like ages ago, when i (and everyone else, for that matter) was still more active on this site, during one of the number of years that i was in and out of homelessness and, quite frankly, surrounded by some seriously shitty people both on here and in real life, i made some sort of aspirational life post here. i can't recall what exactly it was about, but i'm pretty sure it pertained to looking for a specific sort of living situation at the time. someone on here made the sardonic response of asking me if beggars could be choosers. my answer, at the time, was yes, and i'm sure i added more words than just yes, though in retrospect i don't know what i was trying to prove to them or anyone else.

sitting next to me on my bed as i type this in a moment of quiet solitude is a fortune i got from panda express after moving here - one that i've hung onto:

a great pleasure in life is doing what others say you can't
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I LOVE IT WHEN I BUY CORN CHIPS CORN
2017-09-01 21:15:18 ET

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as an addendum to my previous "political grid" post...
2017-08-23 12:57:49 ET

high quality funnyman branson reese posted this on twitter. it's quite accurate.

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GUYS U GUYS I FOUND MY FAVORITE SONG EVER
2017-08-15 23:41:57 ET

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politicking
2017-07-28 00:28:17 ET

i remember back when i first joined SK - when i still fit myself into the whole ridiculous "subculture" ideal, since i hadn't yet realized that i was just as much a part of the entire human race as everyone else was - this political compass quiz was getting posted around the site for a time, probably around the same time the quiz first surfaced on the internet. i remember back then, when i took it, my dot landed literally smack dab in the center of the grid.

i just took it again now for shits and giggles, as i noticed it hopping around elsewhere on the net again. figured it'd be entertaining to do so. and, much to my not-surprise, it turns out 15 odd years of actually moving and living around the country a bit while becoming a lot more informed, and actually experiencing, well, life, has moved my dot to a more reasonable position:



curiously i'm an infinitely more stable person now than i was then as well. funny how that works.
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I HAVE RETROACTIVELY DISCOVERED MY FIRST LEGITIMATE FIRST WORLD PROBLEM
2017-07-21 21:48:09 ET

BECAUSE THE VIRGIN HAS INCENTIVIZED ME TO FINALLY UPGRADE MY IPHONE FROM MY OLD 5S, I CAN NOW SAY THAT I LEGITIMATELY DO NOT KNOW HOW I EVER LIVED WITHOUT APPLE PAY.

DOES THIS MEAN I'M FINALLY A REAL AMERICAN? πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έο£Ώ

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