2026-08-27 14:39:56 ET in the year of our lord 2026 i have discovered that apparently you can add yourself to your buddy list on SK. not that the buddy list is even useful in the year of our lord 2026 when there's only 3 and 1/2 semi-active users but hey this is now a 100% useless thing that you (one of those 3 and 1/2 semi-active users) may or may not have known. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 4 comments

2026-08-26 00:14:00 ET a. dolly parton has left us. no word / confirmation as of yet whether or not polly darton and / or dolly fartin' have also left us but for the sake of us all i hope not. b. WTAF. so i made that previous post about needing to come up with $2500 for my attorney and also i wanted needed an additional 21 dollars and 98 cents because negativland are playing live at the internet archive next month and sunday night i got exactly $2500 from a new freelance design client i've recently picked up and then i somehow got a few hundred more via other helpful people. so uh ok is SK my sudden fucking manifestation portal or something? hello fartin polly goddesses of the slabklapturez.nets website i also would like to have a really good sex partner who lives in san francisco (not way far away like other recent FWB situtions) and also isn't psychotic. though one would think the not being psychotic would be automatic given that i specified *really good* sex partner BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU SK GODDESSES ARE YOU FUCKIN WITH ME OR WHAT. well i guess i'm going to see negativland next month anyway. and my attorney got paid so maybe i'll be closer to getting kid back from previous psychotic / not-good partner after the return-to-court date on the 3rd. WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP POSTING ABOUT LEGITIMATE LIFE STUFF HERE? I'M GOING TO STOP THAT NOW. I POOPED TWO OR THREE TIMES TODAY I THINK. ...will report back, however, if posting this nonsense into SK gives me a sex life again. lol sure. p.s. dolly fartin' farts so much because he / she / it eats too much TIM CURRY. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 2 comments

2026-08-23 10:44:03 ET somehow i need to come up with $2500 to pay my attorney this week cause the return-to-court date for the kid mess is coming soon and also i need an additional 21 dollars and 98 cents because negativland are playing a show at the fucking internet archive and if this entry is too normal and life-ey compared to my other entries i will also add the following: fart fart plop plop wowee poop. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

2026-08-13 01:32:37 ET SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER INFLUENTIAL MEDIA SOCIALIZER SOCIALIST INFLUENZA MEDIATOR 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 6 comments

2026-08-01 23:12:44 ET i ate a little bit of the zero sugar chocolate frosting of destruction again and thusly i now feel like i'm gonna likely have some fantastically explosive poop tonight anyway look in the process of moving / unpacking / doing long neglected laundry i found this shirt: #ShirtShart night lol!!1 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 2 comments

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