since i love pooping at starbucks so much i got myself a Professional™ Starbucks® Cup™® that i can poop in wherever and whenever i want to, even when the restroom is out of order!
(i got it on clearance cause i'm still broke / looking for work. also starbucks has changed their corporate policy so you can only get free poop refills if you keep your damn cup. so i just got this to make it less annoying. #ThanksCrapitalism!)
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