2025-05-08 20:26:33 ET finally decided to shazam this one song starbucks loves to play lately that is one of the most grating things i have ever heard. apparently the band is the shins. apparently the shins make fucking terrible music. the more you know 🌈

2025-05-05 01:53:54 ET i hope trump also changes alcatraz’s name to americatraz. 2 comments

2025-04-30 20:11:09 ET because i’ve been dealing with this custody mess situation and antagonistic apartment management i’ve been overdoing it on stress management and by overdoing it on stress management i mean chewing way too much sugarfree gum purchased with my i’m-still-poor EBT card and as it turns out chewing way too much sugarfree gum leads to massive bloating and potentially massive diarrhea so anyway basically the point of this post at the moment is to say 👏the👏sharts👏won’t👏stop👏 larsbamble.com/donate

2025-04-22 10:31:07 ET IT’S EARTH DAY. EVERYONE STRAP INTO THE PENIS ROCKET WE’RE GOING TO EARTH. 6 comments

2025-04-17 13:43:40 ET 2 comments

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