2025-03-10 19:24:18 ET

today i learned that the son of the drummer for my life with the thrill kill kult is a barista at my favorite starbucks. needless to say i gave him my card.

unrelated, but related because i'm still at starbucks: i just farted.



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2025-03-06 11:31:59 ET

today's addendum to my previous post:

https://vero.co/larsbamble/CqD-wPf4QfgmQ1nX3msKMPPW


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2025-03-02 22:01:05 ET

2025, john lennon is still alive, he rereleases a brand new version of the song "give peace a chance". immediately the media start calling him a nazi, find some random photo where he's waving or swinging his arm some kind of way, the media also starts calling him a russian agent spewing putin propaganda. a million absolutely utterly retarded US liberals go along with this media narrative. john lennon is a horrible person now for reasons - of course, he clearly always has been! i hear he's raped women, too, i bet. all the while this legion of idiots continues cheering full-throatedly for world war 3 while defending the actual nazi state of ukraine.



...only one tiny portion of this story is fiction.


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2025-02-25 01:42:57 ET




2025-02-18 02:44:43 ET

look out tuesday, here i come!





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