2026-05-11 00:04:10 ET this dumb site is getting weirdly active lately. i’m concerned. there’s even an actual new profile on the front page - if it isn’t a bot. are bots now targeting SK and we have our first one? time will tell. just like time has told me i’m having a massive poop now cause i didn’t poop earlier in the day. i could have, but the enjoyment of being Biologically Male™ plus whatever the heck else i am (including Bonus Hips®) plus the dress i chose to wear today being of the sort that requires seamless underwear, this basically means fashion tape must be involved and once the things are on they’re fuckin on, and while i can pee™ still via some deft maneuvers, i am not taking the fuckin panties off and retaping the things just to poop unless there is some Ultra Massive Shart Emergency™℠✝︎ which happened at starbucks once but i don’t go to starbucks anymore because the corporate heads suck and anyway i think it is almost time for me to wipe my ass now so WELCOME TO SK, MYSTERIOUS NEW BOT USER “AZEZELMORT” THIS POOP’S FOR YOU 💗💗💃 [update] there are TWO new accounts not just one. OK IT'S FUCKIN BOTS. 5 comments

2026-05-07 00:30:58 ET wowpoops high effort post 1 comment

2026-04-24 20:44:56 ET the joke’s on spazztech! i haven’t even gotten around to listening to the new foo pusher or squarefighters albums yet, however the poop i’ve been waiting for days for is finally starting to happen regardless! take that science! 2 comments

2026-04-23 12:28:12 ET from a purely analytical standpoit it's always convenient when a new foo fighters album release relatively coincides with a new squarepusher album release, because i can listen to both albums in close proximity and determine rather directly, at this point in both projects' trajectories, comparatively, whether squarepusher is pushing more squares or foo fighters are fighting more foos, and thusly come to a relatively scientific conclusion on which is the more impressive feat relative to the other at any given point in time, such as now. at any rate, will report back later. 2 comments

2026-04-20 18:47:38 ET HEY. HEY YOU GUYS. WILL JOHN TERNUS APPLE AROUND? ....OR WILL APPLE TAKE A TERNUS FOR THE WORSTUS? bottom text. 4 comments

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