if you bought a house recently, you'll lose it in the near future.
2020-03-27 22:32:30 ET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-7uro3A3qU

you're welcome for the warning from me that you didn't listen to.

fuck this damn country.

2020-03-24 22:54:49 ET

it’s almost like government & media agencies that have a proven history of lying about and/or sensationalizing everything are lying about and/or sensationalizing everything.

https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/health/coronavirus-death-rate-drops-better-math-better-treatment-or-more-testing

everybody freak out and watch the news!
2020-03-22 16:28:18 ET

0.00306% of california has the coronavirus and 0.0000575% of california has died from it.
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this was posted on linkedin, and i'm just going to leave it here.
2020-03-11 01:27:25 ET

p.s. we live in an oligarchy and the deep state is constantly trying to manipulate you. goodnight ✌️

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so...
2020-03-01 02:40:29 ET

this idiot kid stole my iphone from me on the bus yesterday morning.

the bus which has surveillance cameras running 24/7.

the iphone which apple has remotely bricked so he'll never be able to use or resell it - and thanks to apple care i already got it replaced.

oh, and the genius took this selfie of himself immediately after he stole it, which has a location tag attached to it. granted, i already had the phone's last location tracked and saved before i wiped it cause he was just sitting at his house with the thing trying to unsuccessfully unlock it.

this is going to be the easiest police report to file, ever.

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