2022-04-03 22:35:53 ET

a. i'm still sick with post-covid syndrome; going on week 4, though there does seem to be improvement in my energy levels. but the phlegmy cough keeps showing up and my voice is still toast. i think in therapy on tuesday i may just curl into the fetal position and lie sideways on her couch.

b. THE LENGTH OF THE COCKS IS LONG


2022-03-28 21:27:24 ET

just call me Perpetually Exhausted Captain Ivermectin Dutasteride Spirnolactone Hoping This Shit Doesn't Turn Into Long Covid #ThanksModerna


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2022-03-26 23:34:21 ET

🎶ivermectin🎵
🎶makes ya fart🎵

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2022-03-24 19:11:01 ET

according to the NHS my voice could be hoarse for up to 6-8 weeks.

party?

2022-03-23 18:15:15 ET

whenever the fuck my body stops trying to kill itself thanks to omicron + leftover spike proteins, i've just been asked for an interview on some docuseries being made about the trajectory from myspace to facebook. this means i may have to mention subkultures since this site was basically the precursor to my position at myspace. y'all gonna be famous or something.

...or i'll die from covid vaccine complications. though i am feeling a bit better today so hopefully not.


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