2021-12-24 23:14:23 ET rest of america: bridges collapsing. potholes everywhere. lead in the water. infrastructure generally shit and never gets repaired. san francisco: hey um we need to make one of the new railings we installed as a part of a routine bridge retrofit not make any noise in the wind. ok thanks. -- p.s. if anyone wants my "Lars & Son Christmas® Photo For Sharing™ 2021" then text me cause i'm not gonna upload it to the internet like some weirdo.

2021-12-21 18:02:53 ET IF IT'S YELLOW, FLUSH IT, FELLOW IF IT'S BROWN, LEAVE IT AROUND

2021-12-20 17:25:15 ET OMFG YOU GUYS. EGG NOG HAS A THEME SONG

2021-12-17 21:27:15 ET found eggnog at costco. blessed costco. good costco. pet pet. 2 comments

2021-12-14 19:36:02 ET a. taking a shit at starbucks is one of life’s greatest pleasures. b. as an aside to my last entry, starbucks doesn’t have any fuckin nog items on the menu this year either. MY PARENTS IN FUCKING MONTANA HAVE NOG. WHAT GIVES, FRAN FRANDISCO??!/.1!😤 7 comments

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