2021-08-03 23:51:12 ET can’t stop shittin it’s the blovid19 diarrhelta variant bottom text 6 comments

2021-08-01 15:56:16 ET since i have too much time to sit around and think about stupid shit with this ear situation, i just randomly discovered that instantgrandmother.com is available and only costs like $12 a year and let me tell you, if i had money and even more time on my hands (which i don't, so i won't) i'd buy the dumb thing and make a parody of instagram called instantgrandmother where anyone who wants can create an account and then post one and only one photo of a grandmother (whether there's or someone else's... whatever) and it must be a photo of a grandmother. and that's all anyone can can use it for. 4 comments

2021-07-29 19:28:36 ET right ear still not working left ear still partially plugged went to doctor found out my ears got a ton of earwax compacted thanks to the earplugs i wore at the race on sunday, and apparently me being the earwax champion of 2021 also found out the earwax is too compacted / hard to remove just yet yet doctor gave me some fancier eardrops than the ones i was using gonna use those and have a bunch of kinky showers where i fuck myself in the ears with a syringe then i go back and see the doctor on monday so she can squirt my ears out and i can hear again, hopefully it's fortunate i live in san francisco which has socialized healthcare so i don't have to pay for any of this shit 7 comments

2021-07-26 00:07:34 ET a. i went to today's NHRA race at sonoma b. top fuel dragsters are the LOUDEST FUCKING THINGS ON ALL OF GOD'S GREEN EARTH. c. my right ear is currently not working - not because of the noise, but because it would seem my right ear plug compacted a bunch of earwax, so now i get to suffer and feel like i'm half underwater until that clears up. yay. 4 comments

2021-07-25 00:40:37 ET WHY OH MING <CUMZ AND SHID PANT>

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