2002-11-22 12:28:59 ET|
WHAT REALLY KILLED THEM DINOSAURS
Comets? Feirce Winters? Lethargy? NO!!! I’ll tell you something!!! I might not have been there but this is
my theory, farfetched as it may be I say this is the truth…ANYONE WHO OPPOSES WILL SUFFER
The thing is it was demons, yes demons, demons who wanted to eradicate these guys so:
1)there would be some balance, I’m sure when humans had come into play, they’d have been eaten all
2)On the michevious side of things, baffle Scientist for an eternity making them question stupid obscure
things like What color are these guys, What killed these guys (Which I am answering right now) And how
could you stupid palientologists (spelling?) horribly disfigure those skeletons like that, ehh?
Of course It wasn’t so much an easy task, not very ample time to cover the world, sparing the
sharks and the insects and the mammals and what not, burying any evidence of their existance…which they
pretty much stopped doing so good a job of, figuring them humans were going to rape our planet looking
for stuff anyway, and of course come across these things…so that was scrubbed midway.
So now we get to how it went down. So, using their dark pagan magick, they put up a screen to
protect the worlds sharks and the insects and the mammals and what not, thus beginning the big parts. So
they went billion years into the future and retrieved surplus blasters, and a good plenty of plasma charges to
go with such, and then, well you know, blasted the dinosaurs and drove their remains underground for the
planet raping humans to unearth and willy nilly put bones together.
So then, there it is, there you have it, there we go…who am I? I am a friend…