2005-01-22 15:20:28 ET
including the one above these are my favorite parts... i almost fell out of my chair sideways... and theres an armrest too.
TurboSkanker 2004-12-30 03:24:56 ET
im all about teh buttplugs!
klemmy 2004-12-30 03:41:29 ET
and cockfish, dont forget about them.
ladyorion 2004-12-30 05:01:10 ET
Awww come on, it's not THAT horrifying.
Let's all say it together now, I'll start:
SubSonik 2004-12-30 09:47:06 ET
ok I'm posting the picture of you licking it in a com mon area at work LOL
Femmorpheus 2004-12-30 13:07:37 ET
You're right...that was fun...
klemmy 2004-12-30 16:15:53 ET
COCK FISH! BUTTPLUG!! MOWAHAHAH
and then of course the switching of the words were a riot. cockplug... ok now that i typed it out im thinking that would probably hurt.. buttfish, fishbutt..hehehe, plugcock? clugpock, bushfutt, buttplug!
and then the refering to them a if on a menu
TurboSkanker 2004-12-31 06:34:21 ET
that and utilize BUTTPLUGS in new and exciting ways!!
klemmy 2004-12-31 16:25:09 ET
like as hats!
the fact that siren told her mom about the buttplugs.
klemmy 2004-12-31 18:46:21 ET
cuz she's cockfishophobic.
analog sky 2004-12-31 19:49:55 ET
she should at least give it a chance.
analog sky 2004-12-31 21:02:46 ET
Or how about a buttplug club for fans across the world?
TurboSkanker 2004-12-31 22:05:39 ET
i wonder...do they make buttplugs for FISH WITH COCKS!?
klemmy 2004-12-31 22:53:54 ET
or buttplugs in the shape of fish with cocks?
Siren 2005-01-06 17:24:19 ET
omg. she said buttplug. i'm mentally scarred now. just great. now i'm gonna have nightmares of buttplugs. large ones at that. shaped like lava lamps.
just freakin' great.
analog sky 2005-01-06 17:28:49 ET
what about a...FLYING BUTTPLUG
Siren 2005-01-06 17:32:09 ET
omg omg omg ...
you guys are rather scary. now, i'm going to have to be afraid of flying buttplugs attacking me. just great.
ladyorion 2005-01-06 22:21:12 ET
Is that like that flying toasters screensaver?
What a nasty visual.
klemmy 2005-01-07 09:05:04 ET
you could get butt plug protection panties. thick latex. able to stop the buttplug attacks.
but they are nice and shiney!
well you have to armorall them...
ohterwise thay are all dull and un shiny.
fine, be all dull with the rubber panties.
Siren 2005-01-07 11:30:51 ET
hahahaha ... i finally found a conversation stopper ... mention you're allergic to latex. that's so sweet.
klemmy 2005-01-07 11:31:36 ET
no wait...it's coming... alright. u can deflect them with, a chain mail thong. there we go...
analog sky 2005-01-07 14:08:17 ET
c'mon people, lets get back on track: flying buttplug.
TurboSkanker 2005-01-07 16:39:09 ET
anyway um...i wonder if theres any way to integrate a flying buttplug and cheese in a can into the same scenerio...<ponders>
analog sky 2005-01-07 17:13:38 ET
there are heat seeking missiles, right? what about heat seeking rocket buttplugs? they blow up airplanes and work as buttplugs while not in use. maybe technological advances will allow them to contain cheese, too...or maybe even open beer bottles. the possiblities in buttplug technology are yet unrealized.
klemmy 2005-01-07 20:14:36 ET
and let's not forget the rarely seen species of Flyingbuttplug, the flyingfishbuttplug. Deadly to many a thong wearer.
****TurboSkanker 2005-01-08 05:54:34 ET
CHAINMAIL PENETRATING FLYING HEAT-SEAKING BUTTPLUG SHAPED LIKE FISH THAT EXPLODES WITH CHEESE IN YOUR ANUS! O_O *****
ladyorion 2005-01-08 22:37:25 ET
BUTTPLUG!<<<this was really big for those that havent read it<BR>
this is so theraputic.
analog's buttplug search
ladyorion 2005-01-09 08:41:40 ET
I was hoping none of us would go visual.
analog sky 2005-01-09 14:27:12 ET
visuals are worth 999 words. We'd have to say "BUTTPLUG" that many times just to match to power of an image. I saved us all a lot of time.
klemmy's ever expanding buttplug
TurboSkanker 2005-01-09 16:09:15 ET
damn straight! that could even be your motto! "let us spread like an ever expanding buttplug" i love it!!
and hmm...everything's better in japan.
klemmy 2005-01-09 16:11:50 ET
i figure, ride on Gabe's coattails with the MC Crapalot thing too..we can make our tour called "Buttplugs For All."
...san frencisco reference and response... turbo's side job.. nicole's porno refrence. lol...
TurboSkanker 2005-01-09 16:41:26 ET
how fun! O_o
i still remember that life-scarring image of that bald guy sticking his head in that one bitch's vagina. its only a matter of time before some bald guy gets bored and is like 'hey! i know what ima do! ima put my head up yo ass!!!'
sirens continuous mental scars.
ladyorions picture making siren die. toaster refrence.
TurboSkanker 2005-01-10 03:34:02 ET
mental scars build character or something
SubSonik 2005-01-10 09:44:18 ET
... I always knew macs were gay =P
TurboSkanker 2005-01-12 03:01:20 ET
of course macs are gay
.....do they make buttplugs for macs?
ladyorion 2005-01-15 22:25:08 ET
Flying fish-shaped USB buttplugs with cocks in a cheese can?
You're on your own, buddy.
analog sky 2005-01-15 22:32:25 ET
I won't even bother to suggest that those should be nuclear powered.
ladyorion 2005-01-16 03:09:21 ET
NUCLEAR flying fish-shaped USB buttplugs with cocks in a cheese can?
Siren 2005-01-16 09:18:49 ET
please protect me from all these buttplugs and cocks in cheese ...
thank you for listening.
PS: can you smite down those that keep coming up with these ideas?
siren got on her knees and begged for the thread to be killed... that was great.. and then pheonix responds with this
Phoenix 2005-01-16 19:11:29 ET
In that case maybe we should drag this out so we can keep you there. ;-p
Siren 2005-01-16 20:17:48 ET
though that's probably a bad thing to say ...
but remember ... I am down on my knees begging .......
aw hell the whole thing was hilarious. but these were my favorite parts.. tee hee hee