crystaltears 2005-01-20 15:01:08 ET I dont know if this will show up but i can always try

tymahtron5000 2005-01-20 15:03:55 ET wtf are they?

nobitte 2005-01-20 15:06:10 ET wieeeerd little neopets people

Siren 2005-01-20 15:11:31 ET hahaha they throw fireballs .. sweet

klemmy 2005-01-20 15:16:22 ET fireballs kick major ass.

The Statutory Ape 2005-01-20 15:27:25 ET Lol... awesome.

nobitte 2005-01-20 15:35:52 ET totally rainbow fireball action

turbo 2005-01-20 15:43:50 ET MULTICOLORED ALIEN BUTTS JUST WAITING FOR ALIEN FLYING...erm...YOU-KNOW-WHATS

Siren 2005-01-20 16:29:25 ET omg you can't stop with the you-know-whats, can you?

turbo 2005-01-20 18:29:34 ET what..the buttplugs? yes, of course i can stop. I CAN STOP ANYTIME!!!1 .....ok so no, no i cant.

Siren 2005-01-20 18:34:20 ET see ... you have a sick obsession with buttplugs. stop, put down the buttplug and go outside. it will all be ok.

turbo 2005-01-20 18:58:14 ET but...it loves me |-:

Malkavian 2005-01-20 19:44:46 ET whatever they are, why did they have to be naked?

Siren 2005-01-21 02:39:34 ET Naked is good. And yes, it may love you ... but you might need to take a break from the butt plugging.

james 2005-01-21 02:46:39 ET fireballs

SubSonik 2005-01-21 06:01:14 ET Flaming alien flying butplugs?

Siren 2005-01-21 06:23:48 ET dear god, please make the scary stop. please smite them down now with your all powerful lightning ... even though you have lousy aim. sincerely, the scared of buttplugs person.

psychovore 2005-01-21 07:28:46 ET Buttplugs are more afraid of you than you are of them.

Siren 2005-01-21 07:41:02 ET i don't care. i'm still afraid of them.

turbo 2005-01-21 10:21:37 ET the first step is understanding only then, can you begin to not be afraid. sub: flaming alien flying buttplugs, indeed!

crystaltears 2005-01-21 11:36:50 ET I wanted to show the picture to my teacher and i did and i realized that there were so many comments that i said to her oh i have got to read this. so... i was at the beginning where turbo said "...waiting for the you-know-whats..." and she was standing behind me i read this in front of my teacher... out loud... and to top it off she goes "oh my god" and i say "but they didnt say it." not know what exactly it was that he didnt say.

Siren 2005-01-21 11:47:11 ET hahaha See Turbo ... You ruined it for somebody else!!! NO MORE BUTTPLUGS!!!!

crystaltears 2005-01-21 12:01:44 ET lol. i thought it was funny. i was laughin really hard when i was trying to defend it. she just walked away. we thought it was going to be something like or . i never thought of buttplugs though. thats a good one. ::nods::

SubSonik 2005-01-21 12:03:45 ET buttplugs are a running joke. someone link the girl that thread pls

crystaltears 2005-01-21 12:09:39 ET lol, please do

klemmy 2005-01-21 13:47:36 ET and of cockfish...glorious cockfish.

turbo 2005-01-21 13:51:30 ET lol yes...it all started here...for better or worse. it has since popped up in various other threads. and when i saw that picture, it was just too easy ;-P

klemmy 2005-01-21 14:02:06 ET i forgot i helped start the whole buttplug thing...:')

turbo 2005-01-21 14:02:57 ET mmhm of course you did! it was beautiful.

crystaltears 2005-01-22 13:56:07 ET i think i like this part the best Femmorpheus 2004-12-29 22:07:05 ET Thats a whole lot of lava lamp going on. Jeebus. I don't know what inspired you, but I hope its not contageous.

crystaltears 2005-01-22 13:58:39 ET im not even done reading it but my stomache hurts from all this laughing

crystaltears 2005-01-22 13:58:56 ET i cant breathe

turbo 2005-01-22 14:12:03 ET lol yay just dont hurt yourself (;

crystaltears 2005-01-22 15:20:28 ET including the one above these are my favorite parts... i almost fell out of my chair sideways... and theres an armrest too. TurboSkanker 2004-12-30 03:24:56 ET im all about teh buttplugs! <shifty eyes> klemmy 2004-12-30 03:41:29 ET and cockfish, dont forget about them. ladyorion 2004-12-30 05:01:10 ET Awww come on, it's not THAT horrifying. Let's all say it together now, I'll start: BUTTPLUG. Your turn. SubSonik 2004-12-30 09:47:06 ET BUTTPLUG! ok I'm posting the picture of you licking it in a com mon area at work LOL Femmorpheus 2004-12-30 13:07:37 ET BUTTPLUG :) You're right...that was fun... klemmy 2004-12-30 16:15:53 ET COCK FISH! BUTTPLUG!! MOWAHAHAH and then of course the switching of the words were a riot. cockplug... ok now that i typed it out im thinking that would probably hurt.. buttfish, fishbutt..hehehe, plugcock? clugpock, bushfutt, buttplug! and then the refering to them a if on a menu TurboSkanker 2004-12-31 06:34:21 ET that and utilize BUTTPLUGS in new and exciting ways!! klemmy 2004-12-31 16:25:09 ET like as hats! the fact that siren told her mom about the buttplugs. klemmy 2004-12-31 18:46:21 ET cuz she's cockfishophobic. analog sky 2004-12-31 19:49:55 ET she should at least give it a chance. analog sky 2004-12-31 21:02:46 ET Or how about a buttplug club for fans across the world? PS BUTTPLUG TurboSkanker 2004-12-31 22:05:39 ET i wonder...do they make buttplugs for FISH WITH COCKS!? klemmy 2004-12-31 22:53:54 ET or buttplugs in the shape of fish with cocks? Siren 2005-01-06 17:24:19 ET omg. she said buttplug. i'm mentally scarred now. just great. now i'm gonna have nightmares of buttplugs. large ones at that. shaped like lava lamps. just freakin' great. analog sky 2005-01-06 17:28:49 ET what about a...FLYING BUTTPLUG Siren 2005-01-06 17:32:09 ET omg omg omg ... you guys are rather scary. now, i'm going to have to be afraid of flying buttplugs attacking me. just great. ladyorion 2005-01-06 22:21:12 ET Is that like that flying toasters screensaver? What a nasty visual. klemmy 2005-01-07 09:05:04 ET you could get butt plug protection panties. thick latex. able to stop the buttplug attacks. ... but they are nice and shiney! ... well you have to armorall them... ... ohterwise thay are all dull and un shiny. ... fine, be all dull with the rubber panties. ... Siren 2005-01-07 11:30:51 ET hahahaha ... i finally found a conversation stopper ... mention you're allergic to latex. that's so sweet. klemmy 2005-01-07 11:31:36 ET no wait...it's coming... alright. u can deflect them with, a chain mail thong. there we go... analog sky 2005-01-07 14:08:17 ET c'mon people, lets get back on track: flying buttplug. TurboSkanker 2005-01-07 16:39:09 ET anyway um...i wonder if theres any way to integrate a flying buttplug and cheese in a can into the same scenerio...<ponders> analog sky 2005-01-07 17:13:38 ET there are heat seeking missiles, right? what about heat seeking rocket buttplugs? they blow up airplanes and work as buttplugs while not in use. maybe technological advances will allow them to contain cheese, too...or maybe even open beer bottles. the possiblities in buttplug technology are yet unrealized. klemmy 2005-01-07 20:14:36 ET and let's not forget the rarely seen species of Flyingbuttplug, the flyingfishbuttplug. Deadly to many a thong wearer. ****TurboSkanker 2005-01-08 05:54:34 ET CHAINMAIL PENETRATING FLYING HEAT-SEAKING BUTTPLUG SHAPED LIKE FISH THAT EXPLODES WITH CHEESE IN YOUR ANUS! O_O ***** ladyorion 2005-01-08 22:37:25 ET BUTTPLUG!<<<this was really big for those that havent read it<BR> this is so theraputic. analog's buttplug search ladyorion 2005-01-09 08:41:40 ET I was hoping none of us would go visual. analog sky 2005-01-09 14:27:12 ET visuals are worth 999 words. We'd have to say "BUTTPLUG" that many times just to match to power of an image. I saved us all a lot of time. klemmy's ever expanding buttplug TurboSkanker 2005-01-09 16:09:15 ET damn straight! that could even be your motto! "let us spread like an ever expanding buttplug" i love it!! and hmm...everything's better in japan. klemmy 2005-01-09 16:11:50 ET i figure, ride on Gabe's coattails with the MC Crapalot thing too..we can make our tour called "Buttplugs For All." ...san frencisco reference and response... turbo's side job.. nicole's porno refrence. lol... TurboSkanker 2005-01-09 16:41:26 ET how fun! O_o i still remember that life-scarring image of that bald guy sticking his head in that one bitch's vagina. its only a matter of time before some bald guy gets bored and is like 'hey! i know what ima do! ima put my head up yo ass!!!' sirens continuous mental scars. ladyorions picture making siren die. toaster refrence. TurboSkanker 2005-01-10 03:34:02 ET mental scars build character or something SubSonik 2005-01-10 09:44:18 ET ... I always knew macs were gay =P TurboSkanker 2005-01-12 03:01:20 ET of course macs are gay .....do they make buttplugs for macs? <ponders> ladyorion 2005-01-15 22:25:08 ET Flying fish-shaped USB buttplugs with cocks in a cheese can? You're on your own, buddy. analog sky 2005-01-15 22:32:25 ET I won't even bother to suggest that those should be nuclear powered. ladyorion 2005-01-16 03:09:21 ET NUCLEAR flying fish-shaped USB buttplugs with cocks in a cheese can? Siren 2005-01-16 09:18:49 ET dear god, please protect me from all these buttplugs and cocks in cheese ... thank you for listening. PS: can you smite down those that keep coming up with these ideas? siren got on her knees and begged for the thread to be killed... that was great.. and then pheonix responds with this Phoenix 2005-01-16 19:11:29 ET In that case maybe we should drag this out so we can keep you there. ;-p Siren 2005-01-16 20:17:48 ET Anything ... though that's probably a bad thing to say ... but remember ... I am down on my knees begging ....... aw hell the whole thing was hilarious. but these were my favorite parts.. tee hee hee

crystaltears 2005-01-22 15:22:09 ET opps sorry

crystaltears 2005-01-22 15:22:29 ET but its my page so its ok

Siren 2005-01-22 15:44:47 ET I'm seriously afraid of flying heatseaking buttplugs that squirt cheese now. Ruined my abilities to be able to wear skirt. :D And I still owe Pheonix whatever he wants ....

turbo 2005-01-22 18:54:17 ET i feel so honored!!! <clasps hands over heart and sheds a tear> everyone who participated in this deserves a complimentary buttplug. even you, siren! :-D

Siren 2005-01-23 04:20:59 ET No thanks ... you can keep mine!

klemmy 2005-01-23 04:33:50 ET i'll cherish my complimentary buttplug.

crystaltears 2005-01-24 13:15:29 ET do i get one?

turbo 2005-01-24 21:22:41 ET of course!

SubSonik 2005-01-25 05:33:10 ET .... I <3 SK FLYING NUCLEAR CHEESEFILLED COCKFISH SHAPED BUTTPLUG!

Siren 2005-01-25 10:47:36 ET *dies*

SubSonik 2005-01-25 11:31:03 ET I <3 Siren too ... ... no surprise here.

Siren 2005-01-25 11:41:17 ET Uh-huh. Sure you do. I <3 you too. With BBQ sauce.

turbo 2005-01-25 12:03:32 ET barbecue sauce on flying nuclear cheesefilled cockfish shaped buttplug. for that 'extra tangy' sensation! ...yeah i <3 sk too. and siren! this is all just out of love, of course.

SubSonik 2005-01-26 05:07:18 ET holy shit that would sting! try it with insanity sauce!

Siren 2005-01-26 09:39:52 ET omg you guys are sick! and i know it's all with love ..... a twisted love ... but love :D

turbo 2005-01-26 12:53:22 ET dave's insanity sauce not just for burritos anymore!

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