Origin of Love
2004-03-02 17:51:31 ET

When the earth was still flat,

And the clouds made of fire,

And mountains stretched up to the sky,

Sometimes higher,

Folks roamed the earth

Like big rolling kegs.

They had two sets of arms.

They had two sets of legs.

They had two faces peering

Out of one giant head

So they could watch all around them

As they talked; while they read.

And they never knew nothing of love.

It was before the origin of love.

The origin of love

And there were three sexes then,

One that looked like two men

Glued up back to back,

Called the children of the sun.

And similar in shape and girth

Were the children of the earth.

They looked like two girls

Rolled up in one.

And the children of the moon

Were like a fork shoved on a spoon.

They were part sun, part earth

Part daughter, part son.

The origin of love

Now the gods grew quite scared

Of our strength and defiance

And Thor said,

"I'm gonna kill them all

With my hammer,

Like I killed the giants."

And Zeus said, "No,

You better let me

Use my lightening, like scissors,

Like I cut the legs off the whales

And dinosaurs into lizards."

Then he grabbed up some bolts

And he let out a laugh,

Said, "I'll split them right down the middle.

Gonna cut them right up in half."

And then storm clouds gathered above

Into great balls of fire

And then fire shot down

From the sky in bolts

Like shining blades

Of a knife.

And it ripped

Right through the flesh

Of the children of the sun

And the moon

And the earth.

And some Indian god

Sewed the wound up into a hole,

Pulled it round to our belly

To remind us of the price we pay.

And Osiris and the gods of the Nile

Gathered up a big storm

To blow a hurricane,

To scatter us away,

In a flood of wind and rain,

And a sea of tidal waves,

To wash us all away,

And if we don't behave

They'll cut us down again

And we'll be hopping round on one foot

And looking through one eye.

Last time I saw you

We had just split in two.

You were looking at me.

I was looking at you.

You had a way so familiar,

But I could not recognize,

Cause you had blood on your face;

I had blood in my eyes.

But I could swear by your expression

That the pain down in your soul

Was the same as the one down in mine.

That's the pain,

Cuts a straight line

Down through the heart;

We called it love.

So we wrapped our arms around each other,

Trying to shove ourselves back together.

We were making love,

Making love.

It was a cold dark evening,

Such a long time ago,

When by the mighty hand of Jove,

It was the sad story

How we became

Lonely two-legged creatures,

It's the story of

The origin of love.

That's the origin of love.

*Hedwig and the Angry Inch is a fucking awesome movie*


so right.....
2004-02-24 07:03:40 ET


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Shooting Star
2004-02-22 19:01:28 ET

Johnny was a schoolboy

When he heard his first Beatles song

Love Me Do, I think it was

And from then it didn't take him long

Got himself a guitar

Used to play every night

Now he's in a rock 'n' roll outfit

And everything's alright

Don't you know?

Johnny told his Mama,

"Hey, Mama, I'm goin' away

Gonna hit the big time

Gonna be a big star someday"

Mama came to the door

With a teardrop in her eye

Johnny said, "Don't cry, Mama

Smile and wave goodbye"

Don't you know?


Don't you know that you are a shooting star

Don't you know

Don't you know

Don't you know that you are a shooting star

And all the world will love you just as long

As long as you are

Johnny made a record

Went straight up to number one

Suddenly everyone loved

To hear him sing the song

Watchin' the world go by

Surprisin' it goes so fast

Johnny looked around him and said,

"Well, I made the big-time at last"

Don't you know?

Don't you know?

A shooting star

Don't you know that You are a shooting star

Don't you know?

Don't you know that You are a shooting star

And all the world will love you just as long

as long as you are

Johnny died one night, died in his bed

Bottle of whisky, sleeping tablets by his head

Johnny life passed him by like a warm summer day

If you listen to the wind you can still hear him play

Don't you know that You are a shooting star

Don't you know?

Don't you know that you are a shooting star

Dont you dont you dont you dont you dont you know

Don't you know that you are a shooting star

crappy times
2004-02-19 21:58:29 ET

uhh today was so boring i swear if i knew today was gonna

be this retarted i would've stayed in bed anyways today i

was suppose to go snowboarding with my bro cause he said

that he was gonna take me for my birthday present but i

thought that i was gonna be going up there with my friend

val but she could'nt go so i asked my bro if i could go

with him and his friend eric since val couldnt go but i

guess his friend wasnt chill with it so it was hella lame i

dunno im just really pissed that i couldnt go this whole

vacation has fuckin sucked ass i was so looking forward to

this week off of school but my god what a disappointment i

mean me and kyle getting together thats fucking awesome but

he hasnt even been here and i dunno maybe im just being

hella emotional cause its that time of the month but i

dunno everythings just fucking boring and lame right now


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