Origin of Love

2004-03-02 17:51:31 ET When the earth was still flat, And the clouds made of fire, And mountains stretched up to the sky, Sometimes higher, Folks roamed the earth Like big rolling kegs. They had two sets of arms. They had two sets of legs. They had two faces peering Out of one giant head So they could watch all around them As they talked; while they read. And they never knew nothing of love. It was before the origin of love. The origin of love And there were three sexes then, One that looked like two men Glued up back to back, Called the children of the sun. And similar in shape and girth Were the children of the earth. They looked like two girls Rolled up in one. And the children of the moon Were like a fork shoved on a spoon. They were part sun, part earth Part daughter, part son. The origin of love Now the gods grew quite scared Of our strength and defiance And Thor said, "I'm gonna kill them all With my hammer, Like I killed the giants." And Zeus said, "No, You better let me Use my lightening, like scissors, Like I cut the legs off the whales And dinosaurs into lizards." Then he grabbed up some bolts And he let out a laugh, Said, "I'll split them right down the middle. Gonna cut them right up in half." And then storm clouds gathered above Into great balls of fire And then fire shot down From the sky in bolts Like shining blades Of a knife. And it ripped Right through the flesh Of the children of the sun And the moon And the earth. And some Indian god Sewed the wound up into a hole, Pulled it round to our belly To remind us of the price we pay. And Osiris and the gods of the Nile Gathered up a big storm To blow a hurricane, To scatter us away, In a flood of wind and rain, And a sea of tidal waves, To wash us all away, And if we don't behave They'll cut us down again And we'll be hopping round on one foot And looking through one eye. Last time I saw you We had just split in two. You were looking at me. I was looking at you. You had a way so familiar, But I could not recognize, Cause you had blood on your face; I had blood in my eyes. But I could swear by your expression That the pain down in your soul Was the same as the one down in mine. That's the pain, Cuts a straight line Down through the heart; We called it love. So we wrapped our arms around each other, Trying to shove ourselves back together. We were making love, Making love. It was a cold dark evening, Such a long time ago, When by the mighty hand of Jove, It was the sad story How we became Lonely two-legged creatures, It's the story of The origin of love. That's the origin of love. *Hedwig and the Angry Inch is a fucking awesome movie* 4 comments

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Shooting Star

2004-02-22 19:01:28 ET Johnny was a schoolboy When he heard his first Beatles song Love Me Do, I think it was And from then it didn't take him long Got himself a guitar Used to play every night Now he's in a rock 'n' roll outfit And everything's alright Don't you know? Johnny told his Mama, "Hey, Mama, I'm goin' away Gonna hit the big time Gonna be a big star someday" Mama came to the door With a teardrop in her eye Johnny said, "Don't cry, Mama Smile and wave goodbye" Don't you know? Yeah...... Don't you know that you are a shooting star Don't you know Don't you know Don't you know that you are a shooting star And all the world will love you just as long As long as you are Johnny made a record Went straight up to number one Suddenly everyone loved To hear him sing the song Watchin' the world go by Surprisin' it goes so fast Johnny looked around him and said, "Well, I made the big-time at last" Don't you know? Don't you know? A shooting star Don't you know that You are a shooting star Don't you know? Don't you know that You are a shooting star And all the world will love you just as long as long as you are Johnny died one night, died in his bed Bottle of whisky, sleeping tablets by his head Johnny life passed him by like a warm summer day If you listen to the wind you can still hear him play Don't you know that You are a shooting star Don't you know? Don't you know that you are a shooting star Dont you dont you dont you dont you dont you know Don't you know that you are a shooting star

crappy times

2004-02-19 21:58:29 ET uhh today was so boring i swear if i knew today was gonna be this retarted i would've stayed in bed anyways today i was suppose to go snowboarding with my bro cause he said that he was gonna take me for my birthday present but i thought that i was gonna be going up there with my friend val but she could'nt go so i asked my bro if i could go with him and his friend eric since val couldnt go but i guess his friend wasnt chill with it so it was hella lame i dunno im just really pissed that i couldnt go this whole vacation has fuckin sucked ass i was so looking forward to this week off of school but my god what a disappointment i mean me and kyle getting together thats fucking awesome but he hasnt even been here and i dunno maybe im just being hella emotional cause its that time of the month but i dunno everythings just fucking boring and lame right now 2 comments

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