2023-04-22 23:30:16 ET i present a presentation: "Capitalism Is The Most Efficient System / The Trajectory Of The Pants I Ordered From Amazon Dot Com" Monday, April 17 • Amazon Carrier picked up the package. • 3:44 PM Package left the carrier facility. Tracy, CA US (62 miles from San Francisco) • 8:08 PM Package arrived at an Amazon facility. Crest Hill, ILLINOIS US (2,102 miles from San Francisco) -- Tuesday, April 18 • 12:32 AM Package left an Amazon facility. Crest Hill, ILLINOIS US (2,102 miles from San Francisco) -- Thursday, April 20 • 3:33 AM Package arrived at an Amazon facility. Newark, CALIFORNIA US (34 miles from San Francisco) • 6:41 PM Package left an Amazon facility. Newark, CALIFORNIA US (34 miles from San Francisco) • 6:58 PM Package left the carrier facility. Tracy, CA US (62 miles from San Francisco) • 9:46 PM Package arrived at an Amazon facility. Tracy, California US (62 miles from San Francisco) -- Friday, April 21 • 3:18 AM Package left an Amazon facility. Tracy, California US (62 miles from San Francisco) • 3:35 AM Package left the carrier facility. Tracy, CA US (62 miles from San Francisco) • 4:48 AM Package transferred to another carrier for delivery. San Francisco, CA US (0 miles from San Francisco) • 5:15 AM Package arrived at a carrier facility. San Francisco, CA US (0 miles from San Francisco) • 6:10 AM Package is out for delivery. San Francisco, CA (0 miles from San Francisco) • 12:43 PM Package delivered inexplicably covered in some sort of liquid soap. San Francisco, CA -- thank you, this concludes my presentation entitled "Capitalism Is The Most Efficient System / The Trajectory Of The Pants I Ordered From Amazon Dot Com" 4 comments

2023-04-16 00:06:00 ET look guys it’s called “panda express” because of the rate it causes shit to expel from your anus. eat a panda bowl now, fill a panda bowl soon! 6 comments

2023-04-03 16:26:46 ET “I GOT MY EARS BEDAZZLED” feat. rando kid behind me on the bus. 9 comments

2023-03-29 22:40:36 ET look i got a crypto thing i'm a crypto person now i'm cool let's do crypto stuff with crypto crypto these are my crypto accounts and this entry is formatted for resolutions 3072 wide and wider lol otherwise you can't read shit #SorryNotSorry crypto baller 4 lyfe 12 comments

2023-03-23 20:35:40 ET hey kids, a. don’t eat chips and queso with dinner for two days straight unless you want an absolutely outrageous case of the butt bubblies. b. if you do want an absolutely outrageous case of the butt bubblies, i would highly recommend eating chips and queso with dinner for two days straight. hope you find this information helpful! 4 comments

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