2021-12-21 18:02:53 ET IF IT'S YELLOW, FLUSH IT, FELLOW IF IT'S BROWN, LEAVE IT AROUND

2021-12-20 17:25:15 ET OMFG YOU GUYS. EGG NOG HAS A THEME SONG

2021-12-17 21:27:15 ET found eggnog at costco. blessed costco. good costco. pet pet. 2 comments

2021-12-14 19:36:02 ET a. taking a shit at starbucks is one of life’s greatest pleasures. b. as an aside to my last entry, starbucks doesn’t have any fuckin nog items on the menu this year either. MY PARENTS IN FUCKING MONTANA HAVE NOG. WHAT GIVES, FRAN FRANDISCO??!/.1!😤 7 comments

2021-12-13 12:05:43 ET there appears to be a nog shortage over here. still can’t find it anywhere. i can only presume all the ultra-bourgeois cows and chickens over in berkeley have gone on lockdown due to unfounded covidnog fears. dire times, ladies and gents. 8 comments

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