2021-08-01 15:56:16 ET since i have too much time to sit around and think about stupid shit with this ear situation, i just randomly discovered that instantgrandmother.com is available and only costs like $12 a year and let me tell you, if i had money and even more time on my hands (which i don't, so i won't) i'd buy the dumb thing and make a parody of instagram called instantgrandmother where anyone who wants can create an account and then post one and only one photo of a grandmother (whether there's or someone else's... whatever) and it must be a photo of a grandmother. and that's all anyone can can use it for. 4 comments

2021-07-29 19:28:36 ET right ear still not working left ear still partially plugged went to doctor found out my ears got a ton of earwax compacted thanks to the earplugs i wore at the race on sunday, and apparently me being the earwax champion of 2021 also found out the earwax is too compacted / hard to remove just yet yet doctor gave me some fancier eardrops than the ones i was using gonna use those and have a bunch of kinky showers where i fuck myself in the ears with a syringe then i go back and see the doctor on monday so she can squirt my ears out and i can hear again, hopefully it's fortunate i live in san francisco which has socialized healthcare so i don't have to pay for any of this shit 7 comments

2021-07-26 00:07:34 ET a. i went to today's NHRA race at sonoma b. top fuel dragsters are the LOUDEST FUCKING THINGS ON ALL OF GOD'S GREEN EARTH. c. my right ear is currently not working - not because of the noise, but because it would seem my right ear plug compacted a bunch of earwax, so now i get to suffer and feel like i'm half underwater until that clears up. yay. 4 comments

2021-07-25 00:40:37 ET WHY OH MING <CUMZ AND SHID PANT>

2021-07-23 00:22:45 ET https://www.audacy.com/kcbsradio/news/local/meet-the-21-year-old-transit-who-rode-all-of-bart-in-6-hours https://www.sfgate.com/public-transportation/article/Transit-guru-who-set-record-for-BART-speed-runs-16327005.php https://twitter.com/SFBART/status/1132131527439990785 having lived in the rest of the country prior to 2014, and living in san francisco since 2014, allow me to say the following as an addendum to the above links: the pRiVaTe SeCtOr my left fucking nut. nothing's a match for good ol' murrican gub'mint socialism when it's structured and set up to actually respond to the citizenry that's supposed to be running it in the first place. of course that also requires people to get off their ass and give enough of a shit to run the government they were supposed to be running all along. but expecting some capitalist grifter to save you is a fucking fool's errand, and the infrastructure here in the bay area vs, say, texas, is proof fucking positive of that. there's a reason the media in the rest of the country creates a ridiculous strawman version of san francisco that doesn't actually exist - because if more people moved here, having lived elsewhere in this country, more people would slowly be forced to realize how fucking propagandized they've been.

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